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the year is 2034. there are thousands of specialty accounts on twitter. stair guy. smell doctor. cutlery gal. sports them. liquor baby. chef raccoon. finally, men can no longer post any photo without being criticized.

submitted 68 days ago • 194 comments

oh wow

submitted 81 days ago • 313 comments

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

submitted 88 days ago • 283 comments

PSA: playing Balatro gold stake counts as reading

submitted 89 days ago • 37 comments

Do you think Nardwuar ever discovered something extremely dark and terrible about a musician but decided not to say to preserve his career and his soul is being slowly devoured by the burden of this knowledge?

submitted 92 days ago • 101 comments

My suggestions for improving baseball: - batter can run either direction after a hit - if base runners high five when they cross paths 2x score multiplier - pitcher can pitch different sized balls - extra guy in the outfield who can hit the ball again for an alley oop home run - guns

submitted 95 days ago • 7 comments

The Year is 2050. After building a submarine, I log in to my $5999 blackout-free MLBTV subscription to watch the Bakersfield A’s (it’s temporary) on Polymarket Sports West. My Apple Vision Pro X vibrates. ERROR! WAGER NOT PLACED. I bet 3 ManfredCoin on the A’s starter reaching the 2nd inning (+150).

submitted 94 days ago • 68 comments

I don’t know if it’s because I’m getting old or something but I feel like every time I open a social media app these days I see something and just want to scream “OH MY GOD WHO CARES?????”

submitted 95 days ago • 82 comments

Congrats to Chris Sale on winning the 1st Cy Young Award of his storied career! 🏆 Here are some highlights of the wicked stuff from his outstanding 2024 season! 🔥

submitted 95 days ago • 5 comments

a #DiscoElysium classic #myart

submitted 101 days ago • 2 comments

[Me as a boxing commentator] Oh no they're hitting each other again, this is just like last time.

submitted 100 days ago • 48 comments