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34. He/They. Baseball bisexual vegan christian weirdo. Happily married. I will never get over the 2023 Philadelphia Phillies.
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so I'm late but I just saw the tiktok where Bryce makes his dream team from random teams he's given and it was the funniest thing when he got the Rockies and responded with "...Colorado...?" Loser fucking organization 😔

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Garrett Stubbs and Dave Dombrowski discuss today’s Phillies news

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I love when Bryce Harper does things

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I know I've stood up for Taijuan Walker in the past when he didn't deserve it, but I genuinely think the dude could be a good long man this year if he looks like he's looked in the regular season.

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Trea got his first hit 🙌

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Can't imagine Twitter is taking back to back spring training meltdowns well

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Surprised Ranger didn't get his own start.

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Walk offs are never not fun

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Would be cool if a national baseball writer were like “Even if Rob Manfred were to take Pete Rose off the ineligible list soon for gambling, he was a pedophile too”

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Bohmer 2 Homer

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Gabe Jr did it again in Dunedin

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Taijuan Walker’s day is done in Dunedin. His velocity was up to 94 mph and he was able to make big outs. A very encouraging outing. 2.0 IP | 2 H | 1 ER | 0 BB | 1 K | 29 Pitches

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Sánchez forgetting the outs triggers some bad memories

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Ben Davis talking about Rafael Marchán's soft but firm hands Baseball has never been so back

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Gabe Jr Nation

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Not exactly flawless, but I've seen worse (this game)

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Aoyagi introducing himself....

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you're telling me this guy is our fifth starter

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Johan Rojas my DH in this opening day lineup

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Happy Bryce Harper Day to you and yours

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Unrelated to baseball but last night's Severance really messed me up lol

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Just once I'd like to see them sub in Bryce Harper in the bottom of the 9th with two outs bases loaded in a spring training game just for fun

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Spring Training games are so freaking annoying

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grounding into double plays with the bases loaded and not scoring? the phillies are so back

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Against a lefty

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I am traditionally pretty weak for Canadians, so I fully expect Jordan Romano to break my heart by the end of this year.

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Really nice outing for José

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The bitches are pleased

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Why Johan Rojas should be the Phillies permanent DH. My column:

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Jo Ro clearly in the best shape of his life (aside from the injury)

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Marsh hitting a double off left-handed Rodón makes me smile

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If you're going to try something with Kyle Schwarber, you may as well do it when it doesn't count.

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Gabe Jr is a gamer

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Bryson Stott highlights from today’s Phillies game. Diving catch and an RBI single.

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RIP Michelle Trachtenberg. Extremely sad. She was a huge childhood crush. Harriet the Spy was my jam.

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Savannah Bananas are usually more graceful than this

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ALREADY coming for Bryce Harper and it's not even March

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The Blue Jays announcers are among my favorite broadcasts. It's always so much fun to watch a Spring Phils Jays game with them on the call.

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🔥🔥🔥 Sweet Catch Stotty 🔥🔥🔥

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