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I hate the Trumpster as much as any guy, but if you call him #drumpf you're a certified retard.

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I made a fortified red wine out of fish catching apparatus made of a volatile sweet smelling anaesthetic, unfortunately I spilled it into the socket on my wall for connecting my PC to the internet. It ruined my ether net port. #ether #ethered #port #internet #wifi #fishing #wine #spill #ruined #BBC

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I was talking to my Welsh friend over Discord voice chat and I asked what she was doing. She was making sculptures and paintings of verbs related to the mind. While doing this she was passing anal gas down the microphone repeatedly. I think to sum up she was psy berf art-ing. #fart #cyber #analgas

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Woke GPU manufacturers making it so everything is rendered as a weed smoking, dreadlocked Jamaican stereotype pisses me off. Just so sick of this rasta-isation. #woke #GPU #AMD #Nvidia #rtx5090 #rtx5080 #rx7800xt #Jamaica #Caribbean #weed #LinusTechTips #GamersNexus

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I kept my prison currency in an almanac for highly skilled people. It was my mack book pro. #samfriedmanbanks #crypto #bitcoin #$HAWK #sambankmanfried #prison #mackeral #humour #humor

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A politican was complaining, and shaking Arthur Pendragon in such a way it made a noise like a baby's toy. Ultimately it was just Saber rattling. #FSN #Fate #FateXStayNight #Saber #FGO #Nasuverse

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Schizo content creator. She has purple hair and posts videos of women being bad gfs, then gives braindead analysis about how these women are bad actually (they are) and how real women treat their man. Not majorly schizo, but courting an audience of desperate rizzless men, which is a schizo audience.

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Schizo content creator. Flight attendant. Context is she is acting as a fat passenger, asking the flight attendant (herself) for an extra seat due to fatness. Then a dickhead (herself in sunglasses) laughs, and the flight attendant says "actually we can put you in business class". Never happened.

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There's a JRPG about fighting fallen heroes and leading generations of a kingdom. It's similar to a story of a formicid creature from Paris, crooning a melody named after a Swedish range cooker. But formicids from Italy's capital can sing it as well! It's Rome ant sings Aga, too. #romancingsaga #ok

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There was an era just after the paleolithic, where society was built around artificial topiary replicas of martial arts star Bruce, actor Christopher and bassist Geddy. It was the faux Lee age. #comedy #woke #actor #bush #rush #yyz

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There was an era just after the paleolithic, where society was built around the topiary of Cactus Jack, Mankind, and Dude Love. It was the Foley age #mickfoley #wrestling #comedy

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There was an era just after the paleolithic, where society was built around people making sound effects in bushes and hedges. It was the foley age. #comedy #foley #bush

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There was an era just after the paleolithic, where society was built around things akin to topiary baby horses. It was the foaly age. #comedy #horse #bush

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Why do generic looking OnlyFans shilling girls keep following me? Are they bots, or do girls really ❤️ autistic swag? The answer is they're bots but still... #autism #onlyfans #sexwork #babylon #jezebel #lilith #marymagdalene #SWpositive #bots #blueskyhasfallen

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I was packing up for going away for Christmas. I'm not great at packing, and I don't need a lot. All I packed was my ursine midget female parent. All I packed was the bear mini mum. #ursa #ursine #bear #notthegaykind #mum #mother #christmas #maternal #midget #dwarf #pixie #brownie #boglin

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My Zandalari Hunter friend served me a dish over Christmas. A dish of bird of prey meat set in savoury gelatin. It was Aspic Of The Hawk. #wow #warcraft #aspic #blizzard #trolls #zandalari #azeroth #hunter

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Hey there sweetie what's wrong? Is the wittle retard having a melty cos Tesco is so noisy? I know what'll help. I have a Monster High doll (Frankenstein version), a Strawberry Dream Monster, a Perla bead Kuromi, and I'll do you some winged eyeliner. Your feelings are valid ^_^ #disability #wholesome

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Hailey Welch had the Morrigan and the Dagda as guests on her podcast. The collaboration was called "Hawk Tuatha dé Danann". #pagan #celtic #gaelic #hawktuah #haileywelch #deadmeme #dagda #morrigan #lugh

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'member when Laura Kate Dale said Smash was ableist because a Persona 5 song said retarded or something? If the word retard is reclaimed there wouldn't be controversy in the first place. #retard #slur #controversy #kotaku #persona #smt #ssbu #smashbros #nintendo

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The fucking Irish emo one... Doing my make up... To make me look emo... This is courting parasocial relationships. Why would I pretend to have my make up done by an admittedly pleasant woman. Eerie. #emo #parasocial #emosky #asmr #roleplay #neurodivergent

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I can use the word retard by the way. I have three (3) confirmed developmental disorders. My social development has been stunted beyond belief. In a way it was "retarded". I'm reclaiming the word retard. Like how "fat" used to be a slur but now it's neutral. #retard #AuDHD #fat #bodypositivity #slur

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No I don't do one because that's fucked up man. At best it's well meaning but very fucking weird, at worst it's exploitation and fetishisation of marginalised groups to get views on the 'Tok. Melties and body shaming should not be engineered to get clicks is my point. #fatbabe #wholesome #neurospicy

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Do I do one? "How to deal with someone calling you a retard". And it's me playing SSBU. Then another me comes in "heh nice game choice you manchild retard". Then I come back with "heh at least I have hyperfocus, normie". Then they walk away seething. And it gets big on autism TikTok. #audhd #slur

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The world is shit enough without inventing weird grim scenarios then spreading them for content. The fat one I can live with because body positivity is good. But the one pretending to help your autistic meltdown, that's fucking weird and mental. They're not bad people, just misguided. #melty #chubby

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They must happen sometimes but do they happen this regularly? How often does she meet autistic melties that she carries a melty prevention kit with her? The fat one isn't even that fat, she's a societally "acceptable" fat so I doubt she gets that many mean comments. #autism #meltdown #bodypositivity

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Another does an argument where she lipsyncs to something with the caption "I'm a babe", and the enemy person (same person different angle) says "But ur 300lbs", then the original character says "Yeah, that doesn't make me not a babe" exasperated face. Do these conversations happen? #fat #bbw

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One where it's "POV: You're having an autistic meltdown", and they do the wholesome thing like give you Monster energy, Squishmallows, and a friendship bracelet. It's nice they show they care for autistic people but equally it's fucking weird. So the viewer can inhabit the mind of an autist? #AuDHD

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Those influencers who do stuff like "POV: Someone is fatphobic near you" and argue with a straw man. I do that but I don't film it I just do it for myself. I think arguments with oneself are bad even if filmed for content. Influencers need to stop promoting schizo behaviour. #influencer #schizo #YT

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Fuck notorious rapist Zhang Fei. #ROTK #ThreeKingdoms #ShuHan #PeachGardenOath #Benevolence

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@koeitecmo.bsky.social Hi I applied for a content creator code for Dynasty Warriors Origins, I know I'm a small creator, but I am severely autistic. However I have no personality disorders if that swings things. My faves are Zhou Tai, Taishi Ci, and Zhuge Dan. #koeitecmo #dynastywarriors #ROTK

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Nothing wrong with personality disorders, I just enjoy not having one. #BPD #borderlinepersonalitydisorder #PD #personalitydisorder #mentalhealth #neurospicy #neurodivergent

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I was psychologically assessed earlier this year and it's confirmed I DO NOT have any personality disorders. I see some people put personality disorders in their bio (which is fine). Is it gauche to put "confirmed not to have personality disorders"? #BPD #borderlinepersonalitydisorder #mentalhealth

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Imagine if instead of "Kill 12 or more shopkeepers in one game" it said "Kill 1 or more CEOs in one game". That'd be funny wouldn't it. I don't know how to use Photoshop tho.

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im so stochastic xd holds up spork

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I operate an Art Of War themed park that keeps and conserves a menagerie of animals in parkland that orbits the star of our solar system. It's my Sun Zoo.

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I keep my food chilled inside of a space overlord who wiped out the Saiyans and who can go golden and who is made out of a brand of milkshake that has the pattern of a friesan cow on the packaging. My Frijj Frieza.

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I live in Pripyat and a Ukrainian scavenger was inside the back of my funeral delivery car that can also speak. I said "Get out of hearse, talker!"

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I'm really nervous and a bird that delivers baby was shitting in my garden in Pripyat. I said "Errrr. ummmm. oh jeez. G-g-get out of here stork! Errr. oh golly".

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A Ukrainian was in my garden in Pripyat making the birds that deliver babies. I said "Get out of here, stork-er!".

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Chappel Roan lived in a hovel made of mud. She always wore a Roman style outfit inside this hovel. It was her hut toga.

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A West African country got lifted high into the air by French forces led by Chappel Roan. It was haute Togo.

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There is a baddie from Pokemon Black. And he has three versions. One is stone age, one is a 12th century knight, the other is futuristic and made of circuit boards. They're in a 3D fighting game where you fight Devil. It's prehistoric, medieval, and tech N too!

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It's 2008 internet and the former MP for Rushcliffe, Nottingham is alongside the former prime minister and the ghost of the Iron Lady, and it's 3D fighting game where you have to fight Devil. You say "ZOMG it's Maggie Thatcher >_< wow Rishi is here as well, it's also Teh Ken, too holds up spork"

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It's 2008 internet and a new game and the blonde shoto from Street Fighter II fights alongside the leader of the Mishima Zaibatsu and a Kazama clan member to fight Devil. And you say "ZOMG it's Heihachi >_< wow Jun is here as well!!! lol its also Teh Ken, too! holds up spork"

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