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The Righteous Brothers had no business going that hard.

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Cool clouds and weird light over the river valley today as the front blows in. #connecticut

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This was such a good episode of Star Trek Voyager.

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Describe your account in one Simpsons image

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BIG NEWS: the chipmunk I fed nuts to last summer and fall actually came back after winter hibernation and I screamed and cried.

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It's the end of my first week at my new job and I finally got the spam text message from someone pretending to be the CEO asking me if I have a moment to go buy him gift cards. It's happened during the first week of every new job I've had in the past 6 years. TRY ANOTHER TRICK.

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I feel like Good Burger and Dodgeball are very similar movies. That's it, that's the post.

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Post Malone has his own Oreos now and I miss the days when something like that would be the most interesting news of the day.

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Did they change the Cadbury Creme Egg filling or did I just get a bad batch? It seems thicker and not as good to me...

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Got to meet a coworker's cat today via video call so onboarding at my new job is going very well.

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Me the second it hits 40 degrees in Connecticut.

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Gonna start my new job on Monday armed with a fresh spiral notebook and a TI 84 calculator.

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My husband admitted to me today that he's "not really a fan of pie" and now I'm like WHO DID I MARRY 😫

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It's weird how everyone in the world knows a Nazi salute when we see it, with the notable exception of journalists and their editors.

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My town now has a poke place and a Crumbl Cookies so today is the Fridayest Friday that ever Fridayed (and as you can see, I demolished that mango bubble tea before I even got home).

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When I was in 7th grade we had to do a presentation on one of the elements in science class and I chose sodium and played the #MST3K Sodium song during it. I recorded it off the TV by holding a boom box up to the TV speaker and played the tape for everyone I AM OLD, IS WHAT I'M SAYING HERE.

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I get made fun of when people find out I still have a DVD player but when our power went out for 9 hours the other day due to an ice storm we were able to hook up the TV and DVD player to our generator and watched Buck Rogers, Family Guy and The Muppet Show episodes in front of a roaring fire.

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Here's some deer just being chill. #newengland

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good night

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I bet the first time a pirate said “Ahoy there,” the mateys went berserk

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FYI if you're looking for a deer they're all in my backyard at the moment. #newengland

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Starting a new remote job in a week so I reorganized the layout of my home office and now I feel like a totally different person.

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I've been watching Perfect Strangers from the beginning just for funzies and reached the point where Carl Winslow is introduced and I'm clearly seeing the Family Matters spinoff framework laid out and I love it. Hariette even said, "This is a family matter," at one point.

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I feel like the occupation of Bajor by the Cardassians would've made an amazing movie or miniseries. #startrek

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I can't really explain why but I just love it when clothing stores use the term "shirting."

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Leg day in your 40s is at like a whole other level.

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Whoever's running the Duolingo social just completely lost the plot these past few days, I love it, but also someone help them.

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Kendrick Halftime Show Summary:

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Brad Dourif has creepiness down to a science.

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I love that so many brand social media accounts are just becoming more and more unhinged over time. It's like you sell cookies why are you making fun of Drake 😂

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Between flying eyebrows and mustaches, that singing tongue, and Seal as a seal these commercials are officially the creepiest ever.

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I feel like #superbowl commercials used to be kinda funny and creative on their own without needing 12 celebrities in each of them. I think I prefer those little Budweiser frogs.

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The only #superbowl I care about:

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I've got my special chili garlic lime wings marinating in the fridge and shrimp cocktail defrosting. I can't wait to snack while scrolling my phone and basically ignoring the entire football game even though I say, "I'm totally gonna watch it this time" every year.

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The Naked Gun movies are so freaking good.

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Absolutely love how John de Lancie's actual son played Q's son on Star Trek Voyager. Perfection 🥰

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It's that special time of year when brands have to reference the superbowl while avoiding saying the word "superbowl". #biggame

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