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basilcrab.bsky.social
He/Him/413 Chicken Nuggets Fuck Elon, in a total nonsexual way.
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not enough frolicking these days in video games. when will the big video game companies understand that people crave fanciful prancing. figure out how to put microtransactions on that, idiot. put a battlepass on my whimsy, I dare you

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

@teddyras.bsky.social

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

FUNBAG! Learn how to eat spaghetti right!

submitted 45 days ago • 7 comments

Saturday in the park, and he thinks it was the Fourth of July? Buddy, you would know due to how packed it is every year.

submitted 69 days ago • 0 comments

There’s bigger game to hunt right now, but you know who absolutely fucking sucks? Dr. Drew. I’ve collected the receipts. www.sfgate.com/sf-culture/a...

submitted 77 days ago • 28 comments

WAIT NEZHA 2 CAME OUT INTERNATIONALLY ALREADY?!

submitted 85 days ago • 2 comments

Here's something fun: In 10 minutes, I'm going to start replying to this tweet (or whatever we call these here) with FREE video game codes for some REAL BANGERS. There's no catch. I receive many codes during awards season and many of them I don't need because I already have it etc. Please share!

submitted 100 days ago • 10 comments

@monsterfucker.bsky.social I fear monstrr fucking weekend will turn to soap making weekend!!! Just kidding, I love the soap posting!

submitted 102 days ago • 1 comment

Zenless Zone Zero - Pulchra doodle "As long as you keep on thrusting, this kitten won't scratch~"

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

Just a reminder "Some of those that work forces are the same that burn crosses."

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

@apnews.com Fuck you

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

@apnews.com NAZI ENABLERS "Straight arm salute" "He didn't say Hail Hitler" so it doesn't count. You used to be shortform facts, now its cocksucking a Nazi?

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

My picks for this weekend are in here. DO YOUR WORST. defector.com/fear-of-deat...

submitted 112 days ago • 9 comments

@benjaminfrew.bsky.social I've always wondered... What does KZ mean? I loved seeing you at AGDQ!

submitted 117 days ago • 0 comments

Guys, Its all a setup for a Tech Bro Vance Presidency. Orange boi says REALLY crazy shit, may act on it, resigns or is forced then Lapdog Vance gets to parrot Thiel and Elon and the rest of the techbros for 3.5 years. Orangeboi gets free from criminal time, everyone happy... but America.

submitted 122 days ago • 0 comments

hey guys, the sun can't stay out as long cause it's really cold out this time of year. hope this hel- wait what's that? well, what the fuck is he doing in Antarctica the entire day?! is he mad at us? guys the sun's mad at us, he wants to hang out with the penguins instead (understandable)

submitted 127 days ago • 3 comments

2025 prediction: microsoft rolls out copilot for xbox, refers to it as "the new innovation in gaming". gamers ask why and how. microsoft doesn't respond. gamers ask why ever louder. microsoft removes copilot from xbox

submitted 127 days ago • 6 comments

Not fond of crowds? Perhaps take your New Year's kiss beneath a different ball for the countdown. 🎨: ninjakittyart.bsky.social

submitted 127 days ago • 0 comments

@norzaxxx.bsky.social Your art is amazing, thank you!

submitted 131 days ago • 0 comments