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basquiatball.bsky.social
I have no personality and am offended you would ask
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Jared Vanderbilt is like a chicken with its head chopped off that still has its head

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The Luka cometh

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

As a rare earnest post that you should not feel obligated to respond to, while I have never yet, as far as I know, had cancer, I wish cancer had not been such a large part of my life. Maybe we could decide whether to have shitty bad actors fucking everything up or cancer. Not sure we need both

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How unusual would you peg it for an algorithm to feed you Steely Dan's "Do It Again" to Kate Bush's "Running Up That Hill?" I can make the case that it's either relatively common or pretty uncommon

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

I'm an artist who makes their living off shipping my work through the post office. It's the most affordable. The post office also provides services like passport applications. I get my telehealth prescriptions through the mail. I send my friends mail. The United States Postal Service is invaluable.

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Thinking of how much better off the world would be had Elon been socialized to be a sports fan and bought and run a sports team into the ground instead of, you know, society

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Max will quickly become beloved by whichever team's fan base he joins. Very different player but reminds me of Josh Hart that way

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Did police just escort Ant off the floor????

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Mass egging cybertrucks is responsible for approximately $1 of egg cost inflation by my calculations

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

@richkiska.bsky.social

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Hey everybody, I just realized that my auto-billong system hasn't been working for the last 16 months so I'll be sending everyone who follows me an invoice for $9.99/month for each month plus 20% late fee. Really appreciate it if you could settle up as soon as possible

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after hearing from several of you last night, i think i have a general structure for this. it's subject to change based on feedback, but if you're a current, fired, or currently-being-litigated federal worker, i want to hear from you. here are the details.

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As a trans person I resent the Elonia memes because they are transphobic. As a lover of comedy, I resent the Elonia memes because they are deeply, profoundly unfunny

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments