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Today has been a good illustration of this principle (I do expect Warriors-Rockets to be good)

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Follow-up: our boy did it. He is now King of Plus Minus

submitted 14 hours ago • 0 comments

Holy crap: Bane could hold both records after today. I am suddenly totally invested in this game

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Bane at -51 now. We may be witnessing history

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PALINDROME SCORE

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He got his second rebound. He now has a triple 2: 2 points, 2 rebounds, 2 assists. They paused the game to commemorate the achievement

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

Desmond Bane's +/- sitting at -49. What are the records for highest and lowest single game +/- for a player?

submitted 20 hours ago • 2 comments

Jaren Jackson Jr. has 1 rebound. There are more Jaren Jacksons in his lineage than he has rebounds in this game

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Mark Daigneault challenging a moving screen in a 30-point game PLUS calling for a 3-pointer to be overruled is super annoying. C’mon dude.

submitted 20 hours ago • 3 comments

?????

submitted 21 hours ago • 11 comments

I understand why they put all the play-in affected games on Sunday but it also large relegates the most lopsided matchups to today

submitted 21 hours ago • 0 comments

Happy 420 Easter, bros

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

Sault also released an album ("10") yesterday. Everything else sucks even worse than we realized

submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

I'm playing through Shadow of the Erdtree for the first time and being infuriated at it surprisingly tempered my emotion towards the Laker loss. Luka needs to upgrade his LeBron James Spirit Ashes before game 2

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"THE LAKERS ARE GOING TO FORCE ANTHONY EDWARDS TO PROVE HE CAN THINK HIS WAY THROUGH DEFENSES AND MAKE PLAYS" -every analyst Anthony Edwards: 9 assists The entire Lakers: 15 assists

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Jaden McDaniels did 9-11

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The fact Ant hasn't even gone off yet is bad news for the Lakers

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Getting Gobert into foul trouble has been *terrible* for the Lakers

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Austin Reaves picked a hell of a time to become a stoner

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Naz Reid getting an official Laker Killer badge tonight

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LeBron aged 10 years over the last week

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Reaves and LeBron look terrible

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

Anthony Edwards didn't have to kill Rui, man

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Turned the game to ABC in advance of the Laker game and NY immediately popped off a huge run. Clearly, I was the problem

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Content warning: woman housing a steak and sides in under 5 minutes. youtu.be/ESCB_-8L994?...

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April 19, 2004: This shot by Kobe Bryant during Game 2 of the Lakers' first round playoff matchup with Houston. Bryant scored 36 PTS and Karl Malone added 17 PTS/8 REB in Los Angeles' 98-84 win. Yao Ming scored 21 PTS and Steve Francis had 18 PTS/12 AST/10 REB for the Rockets.

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It's really hard to transition my attention to Knicks Pistons after that game. We need some breathing room!

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If we're being honest with ourselves, we have not needed a single Jurassic Park film since the first one

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

JB Bickerstaff & Tom Thibodeau look like rival crime bosses

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Probably can't call that a meltdown by the Clippers but the rebounding makes it a little meltdown adjacent

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Really want to know what the rebound numbers were the last 10 minutes of that game.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Really wanted to get a classic highlight moment with Jokic having a huge chunk of cotton in his nose. Ah well

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Mm?

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That'll probably do it

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

I really don't like these Denver jerseys. Kind of beside the point but I needed to say it

submitted 1 day ago • 4 comments

JAMES HARDEN FORCES OVERTIME WITH HIS DEFENSE

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James Harden v. Russell Westbrook in a Don't Choke contest. Who you got?

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

I was closer to westbrook than the closest Clipper

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The Clippers gave Westbrook a formal invitation to shoot that. Cursive handwriting. Tasteful perfume scent

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment