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Love Seinfeld, Simpsons, Steely Dan and Mystery Science Theater. I love my cats. I love yours too.
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A deranged idiot is tearing this country to pieces, committing treason that would make Benedict Arnold blush, and we just gonna sit here like, hey, you bad fellow, you better stop that.

Today is caturday and it’s 2/22, the anniversary of the day Batista came here from the shelter to live his final couple of years. He had a good home and lots of love.

The great James Hong, 96 years old today!

They think Stinky is Caesar. Dude was assassinated, you know. Ides of March.

People complaining that Star Trek has suddenly become woke

Old woman! Man. Man, sorry. What knight lives in that castle over there? I'm 37. What? I'm 37. I'm not old. Well I can't just call you "man". You could say "Dennis". I didn't know you were called Dennis. Well, you didn't bother to find out, did you?

“They Live” is a documentary!

Love Your Pet Day from 10 years ago. Spooky lived a good life, and died 3 years ago yesterday.

Authorities say the phony Pope can be recognized by his high top sneakers, and incredibly foul mouth.

February 20th is National Love Your Pet Day

If only we had the exact date.

People are fleeing Florida and Texas. As of Jan. 2025, those states collectively accounted for over 30% of ALL homes for sale in the US. Florida had 157,221 active listings—the highest in the country—followed by Texas with 102,552. Repressive state governments and rising insurance are to blame.

Henceforth, any plane that lands and flips will be known as the Fetterman landing.

I hope America is as lucky as the delta jet - everyone survives but the right wing explodes

#Simpsons 616: "Bart vs Australia" aired on February 19, 1995.

If you squint it looks like someone’s getting screwed. I wonder if that’s intentional.

What is the coolest shot in movies?

#Simpsons "Lisa vs. Malibu Stacy" aired on this day in 1994.

KOTH #PresidentsDay Kahn talks about becoming an American citizen, in the episode "Three Days of the Kahndo" which aired on this day in 1998.

Post your fav Pokémon, wrong answers only.

Roses are red Violets are blue THAT'S MY PURSE I DON’T KNOW YOU

POST YOUR SIMPSONS CRUSH I’m not even sure why, but it’s always been Miss Hoover. Maybe it’s the sultry sexy voice. Maybe it’s that you just know she’s a little bit kinky after hours.

The hits just keep on coming…

Happy ❤️ Valentine’s ❤️ Day

@sugarfootsribs.bsky.social Happy Valentines Day

#Simpsons 214: "Principal Charming" aired on this day in 1991.

Michael Jackson’s “Beat It” was released on this day in 1983, the third single from the Thriller album. Eddie Van Halen recorded the song’s guitar solo as a favor to producer Quincy Jones and was given two six-packs of beer for his efforts.

Found it. The Gulf of America is the big empty space between his ears.

King of the Hill “High Anxiety (Part 2)” aired 25 years ago today, on February 13, 2000. The episode aired on Fox at 7:30 pm, followed by the Simpsons “Alone Again, Natura-Diddly” at 8:00 pm - the episode where Maude Flanders is killed at the Springfield Speedway.

Petition to rename Niagara Falls “Big Gay Al’s Big Gay Boat Ride”

🎶 Hey fourteen, no we can’t dance together

Trump’s daughter had a bunch of plastic surgery and I hate to say it, but she looks pretty good. Musk had similar surgery and still looks like the back end of a dog. ‘Sup with that?

Remembering the great Leslie Nielsen, born 99 years ago today.