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“You have to be realistic about these things” Dungeon Master 🧙🏻‍♂️| Dad | USAF Vet | Punch your local racist | He/him
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Phang: If you have to resort to deceit to get something done, that tells me what you’re doing is wrong. What’s happening is a dup-and-scoop: people are being duped into going to court, their cases get dismissed, and then they’re scooped up by ICE and deported under expedited removal.

Remember folks, just because Musk is “out of the government” doesn’t mean we are done bullying him. There’s an end goal here, and I think we can get there if we all work together.

Jesus christ these people have the worst takes imaginable

RANK MAMDANI 1, CUOMO NONE

just going on the teevee and admitting it's all first amendment violations

In the pilots ears:

have been watching a documentary about starbase, that town elon musk is using to destroy the world and burst out laughing at this part about cybertrucks

Undiagnosed autism be damned, that boy can fly a plane.

I simply will not fall for the propaganda that is “Dubai Chocolate”

LEFTIST: Dude, you need to grow up and get a hobby. Start treating women like people and find a useful role in society. RIGHT WING INFLUENCER: You’re a pussy. You’re a beta cuck. You’re poor because of the soy in your blood. Suck my dick, simp. YOUNG MAN: the liberals have left me no choice

Holy shit

Jimp. It’s like jump with an I.

Balatro World Order.

Being a real man seems tiring. I hope at least some of y’all get to be fake men, who are allowed to eat ice cream and hug their kids.

Learning that the Dems are spending tens of millions of dollars to understand how to post successfully online doesn’t make me particularly optimistic for the future. Case in point: my friends and I learned how to do that for free when we were children

Duck Dynasty star Phil Robertson went on Fox Business in Feb. 2019 and said we don't need healthcare because God gives us free healthcare. "Doctors can give you a temporary reprieve, but they cannot save you from physical death. The doctors who treat you, they die too."

BBB both grows the deficit and cuts food for poor kids

This guy is like one of 4 Americans who actually went and got their REAL ID and immediately they said it was a fake. Just so everyone knows when they toss your ass in a truck it won't matter what passport or identification you have they'll throw it in the street and you're gone

BLUE PRINCE COSPLAY!

Example 638,837 why capitulation never works. www.cnn.com/cnn/2025/05/...

*seeing legislation that will disproportionately affect black and brown trans people the most* "this will teach white people a thing or two"

When I interviewed KKK leaders in Arkansas, this is what they said too. “We don’t hate anyone. We just love our own people.” Then they burned a cross.

“thats not what i asked” is a phrase that should be said more in white house press briefings

You're seeing America kamikaze itself into a brick wall. It didn't have to be this way. But greed and racism, our two sins, will be our downfall. Too many people still with their hands in the sand.

bet the secret device is a machine that detects whether someone is gay

if dems want messaging help, stop telling people you're "fighting back." it sounds like you're being mugged. call off the podcaster search, take your ridiculous money pile and try opening some food banks and free clinics. hurricanes are coming and the feds have no plan. looks like an opening to me.

the left is so unreasonable for expecting their elected official to be alive

Democrats finally doing something 4 months in. A surprise for sure, but a welcome one. This is what we’ve been waiting for, stop these fascists in their tracks. No more going along with fascism in the name of decorum. This is the fight we have wanted.

I say without any irony or sarcasm: yes, thank you, we want parliamentary sabotage. Again, I'm 100% serious. It's one of the few things a minority party can do, and which Republicans themselves did. It's essential.

they’re going to try to take away as much 1st amendment free speech as possible because of this shooting aren’t they

My favorite thing.

Happy Wednesday

McGovern: Some people are wondering why are we debating this bill at 120AM which is prime time in Guam because they are ashamed of what they are bringing to this floor. They should be

again: the issue is one of a credibility and values gap. the modern democrat has no real core values they can articulate and therefore no credible theory of the case to press. conversely every republican is clear on their values: being racist, black bagging immigrants, hunting trans people for sport

this is why it’s impossible to create a “joe rogan of the left”. to have a joe rogan of the left, you’d need to embrace the bernie sanders type wing of the party. you will never pay a certain influencer enough money to convincingly sell people that the establishment democratic party is cool

God he was just a fucking kid

Starting to think that bombarding people with content designed to make them ill-informed, angry, and antisocial for hours upon hours a day has been a real disaster for society and possibly not one we can come back from in our lifetimes

I genuinely don’t know what I’ll do when we finish The Pitt. I don’t know that any other show will compare in terms of quality.

here's the full clip of RFK Jr losing his shit at Patty Murray today during a hearing so badly that Republican Sen. Capito had to step in and tell him to "hold back"

No one should believe Elon when he says he is pulling back from political spending. He said he wouldn't donate to a presidential candidate last year. He's a serial liar.

man, remember when the US government was staffed with a bunch of non-partisan civil servants who just did things to help the country function?

For all the talk about “hard truths” etc that propagate our discourse we really don’t discuss how coddling conspiracy theorists has made things worse for everyone.

the DOJ is literally **arresting Democratic members of Congress** and Senate Democrats are voting to pass Republican legislation

holy shit

I went deep on the "somebody's got to do it" meme, what it says about the current state of our political system and culture, what led us here, and more!!!

Trump/Musk and the entire GOP has spent the last four months systematically liquidating disease cure research in the United States. Lots of critical cure studies shuttered mid-way through. Research shutdown everywhere. It's all hands on deck to prevent new treatments for cancer, ahlzeimers etc.

Democrats lost to Trump twice and both times the message has been “do NOT focus on why this happened, there is NOTHING to be learned here”

Maybe we should just let the world heat up and burn