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Slams dictionary shut til Tuesday

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Beer goggles > Beer Googles and it’s not even close.

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I can mangle me some English, I tell you whut….

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I think I could write a dissertation on the beauty of club sandwiches…but would the academy accept it?

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There is a reliever playing for the San Francisco Giants named Birdsong. Did a Deadhead get ahold of the matrix code?

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House GOP is holding a hearing on their tax bill at 1:00 AM because they don't want us to know about their scheme to strip 13.7 million people of health coverage & they think no one will stay awake for it. I’ll be there, testifying & offering amendments to protect our families.

submitted 4 days ago • 1236 comments

I gotta think that seeing the Jordan silhouette on the uniform has to feel pretty infuriating to Cavs and Pacers fans of a certain age.

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Classic win win

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They’re selling America to billionaires so they can cut the taxes of billionaires so they can buy more of America

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When Trump says the economic pain will be over quickly, seems important to keep in mind he said the same thing about the pandemic - and 10 years later we’re still waiting for his health care plan.

submitted 21 days ago • 69 comments

Canada, we’re with you! TRUMPISM IS REPUDIATED IN AUSTRALIA! #auspol

submitted 21 days ago • 1341 comments

An Ohio man drove his car into a sheriff’s deputy, killing him in what the authorities said appeared to be an intentional act that happened the day after the driver’s 18-year-old son had been shot and killed by the Cincinnati police.

submitted 21 days ago • 564 comments

Has anyone started using the phrase, “These prices are tariffic!” ???

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ICE DEPORTED THREE U.S. CITIZENS, ages 2, 4 and 7, with their moms early Friday per @efelton.bsky.social @maeganvaz.bsky.social. They were seized during a routine check-in and not allowed to call family or lawyers. The 4-year-old, with Stage 4 cancer, was removed without medication wapo.st/4jJ7BPC

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Fully on board with dems running for office promising to reinstate fired federal employees and jail this administration’s various criminals, but let’s go ahead and add “we will seize by eminent domain any national parkland sold to developers”

submitted 28 days ago • 397 comments

Fun data point, we didn’t use Twitter once and raised more money than ever this year

submitted 36 days ago • 33 comments

More caving, now from Vandy. www.wsmv.com/2025/04/16/v...

submitted 38 days ago • 247 comments

If you're a reporter in a White House press briefing as the spokesperson for the government asserts flatly that Kilmar Abrego Garcia is a member of the MS-13 gang who's guilty of human trafficking and you sit there silently without shouting out "PROVE IT!" I'd like to invite you to go fuck yourself.

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Is Kilmar Abrego Garcia alive? Because the amount of resistance to addressing his being trafficked gives the distinct impression that either he is dead or what they have done to him is so unspeakable that they cannot afford for him to be freed, seen, or spoken with.

submitted 38 days ago • 1370 comments

This is what a wind shear looks like on the Blue Ridge Parkway 7 months after Hurricane Helene

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Let’s be clear. When the President defies the Supreme Court, it is the role of Congress to remove him from office. Full stop.

submitted 39 days ago • 1801 comments

Japanese red maple, meet red bucket.

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I picked this up on my walk thinking I had found a cool decorative plant to find out I had found Jimson weed! I have always wondered what it looked like. Wild stuff and a fascinating plant….but I ain’t planting any!

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They hate your fucking guts and wanna see you die 😎

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I was a social security recipient from the age of 12 through 18. That’s not some weird thing or corruption. It’s called survivors’ benefits. You don’t have to know this. You’re blessed if you don’t. But if you’re going to speak publicly abt the program you need to know this.

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This is what Helene recovery looks like on the Blue Ridge - strong roots send new shoots, in spite of all that’s been lost. “Every silver lining’s got a touch of gray.” We get by. #WNCStrong

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@weratedogs.com These two little pups are Soleil and Luna. They were spayed on Monday - the same day we were able to adopt them after fostering for two months. Recovering well, but could use a little extra love (just like all of us).

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#NationalLibraryWeek #LiteracyMatters

submitted 45 days ago • 281 comments

It’s kind of ironically fitting that the facts over feelings party is going to destroy the entire economy because they don’t want to make a weird old guy feel sad by telling him that everything he’s saying is cuckoo bananas

submitted 46 days ago • 15 comments

Saying "Doomsday Clock or regular?" when someone asks what time it is

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We simply had to intentionally destroy the world’s strongest economy while dismantling our scientific and educational infrastructure to ensure that a team with a trans girl would never finish second place in the Mountain West volleyball standings again

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BREAKING: We're urging the Supreme Court to block the nation’s first religious public charter school in Oklahoma. The Constitution is clear: Public schools are not for religious instruction.

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