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bathroomkey.bsky.social
🔞 Artsy Nerdy Flirty Barista | 🏠 Seattle
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@taystrom.bsky.social likes to embarrass me with pics of me sleeping awkwardly. And here's probably the winner of these pics. From the archives.

submitted 3 days ago • 38 comments

Help I need to the gym, eat, and pack for SF, but going to sleep is kind of winning 😰

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

It was twink city at the Apple Store today 🌝

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Realized I never listened to Anti front to back, and it’s really getting my head right 😌😌

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

I love a Valentine’s x FCF collab

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

happy hump day boys. who’s next?

submitted 13 days ago • 23 comments

Is it weird that I put on Alien: Romulus to help me go to sleep? The space visuals are so relaxing minus all the death and carnage

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Repost with your COVID lock down soundtrack

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Boy, bum, body and pole 🤓

submitted 12 days ago • 99 comments

Guys invest in the expensive shampoo cause I tried it last night and literally everyone in my life says they can see a difference

submitted 12 days ago • 2 comments

Loving the new routine I think

submitted 13 days ago • 3 comments

if you see a gay person with earbuds in today there’s like a 70% chance they’re listening to this

submitted 21 days ago • 6 comments

My phone battery deteriorated enough that I get a free replacement

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t know how much longer I can take 30 degree weather

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

I love sports

submitted 15 days ago • 21 comments

Hope you’re having a slutty Saturday night

submitted 16 days ago • 28 comments

Post a fictional death that devastated you. This is why I have trust issues 😔

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

I haven’t learned my lesson, ate Costco cafeteria food and my tummy is unsettled

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

monochrome boner

submitted 16 days ago • 16 comments

Not my amazing date being ruined by some transphobic straight woman AT THE GAY BAR also saying she would sell me to the Russians

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

going to #FCF who needs a ride?

submitted 17 days ago • 19 comments

First date tonighttt 🦋🦋

submitted 17 days ago • 2 comments

Oh I’m so ready

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Desperately need to hear these songs in the club

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Big Stretch

submitted 19 days ago • 9 comments

I keep singing feel the feet under your beat and idk how to stop it 😰

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

I’m gonna be a menace this summer 👹

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Would you expect me to be hairy if you saw me on the street? 🤔

submitted 21 days ago • 74 comments

When I ask how their day is going and they ignore my question and start ordering

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

When they ask for oat milk after I’ve already made their latte

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Me when guys on Grindr say “not much just bored”

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I’m literally crying listening to Abracadabra it’s so good 😭

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Finally laid the bird app to rest 😔

submitted 22 days ago • 1 comment