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It's Chaos. Be Kind. Author, The Adventures of JoJo The Small Town Hound Ihttps://tinyurl.com/289p4zvu), high school soccer coach, older than you think.
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River Plate and Inter are playing soccer at a basketball pace (complimentary)

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“…the party’s more pragmatic wing cast the outcome as a serious setback in their quest to broaden Democrats’ appeal.” these people are the problem. they shouldn’t fret. they should just get the fuck out of the way.

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

Culottes!

submitted 9 hours ago • 0 comments

these oligarchical motherfuckers are gonna radicalize this middle-aged cis white dude.

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in 1979, i watched the university of alabama huntsville (at the time a solid naia program) play belhaven (considerably overmatched). the visitors played four corners the entire game (the shot clock was not a thing in college yet). final score: uah 20, belhaven 10.

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

hook these dipshit tears into my veins. bottle it. let it age. decant it in november. it's so delicious.

submitted 20 hours ago • 0 comments

well this is gross

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

boy are all the right people big mad over mamdani's primary victory. that alone is enough to make me happy.

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

El Salvador had a plan. It was a dumb one.

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el salvador's national anthem has me wanting to lead a cavalry charge. that's awesome.

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tattoo that shit on my forehead. metaphorically, obvs.

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with some fava beans and a nice chianti

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we basically wiped our asses with ~$300m and then lit it on fire

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the last time someone dropped this kind of 'let them eat cake' bar it got kinda ugly for the ruling class.

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whoa

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fuck. now we're gonna bomb someone else.

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fucking carville

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would he settle for 'eating an edible'? 'cause i'd be down with that.

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my goodness, the fucking pearl clutching.

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Of course we don’t want someone who actually *wants* to perform oversight

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get this. i hear there was a third country that dropped bombs on one of them, too. talk about not knowing what the fuck they're doing!

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go new york go new york go

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iran's gonna attack a u.s. base in qatar. the maga dipshits are gonna tell trump he'll look weak if he doesn't retaliate. this is how world war iii starts, the dumbest and weakest among us getting into a dick-measuring contest. lord help us.

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

does trump know that the architect of the intellectual scaffolding of the thiel dipshits thinks he's womanly? jesus, but this can't get any dumber.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

it's all just so profoundly stupid

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doubleplusungood, man

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wait, is this real? do they think we're all morons? don't answer that.

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donald trump

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MIGA. Dude is a no-trick pony.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

if he fucks off into whatever nether clay travis occupies and gets off of soccer broadcasts, i'd call this a win

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Jason Day single-handedly trying to bring back the baggy pleated pant era. Just say no, friends.

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Male Red-Winged Blackbird, my favorite of all the birds. And now you know.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

What the fuck is he playing at?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

We’ve always been at war with Iraq

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Does Iran know this?

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So this isn’t exactly on point, but my girlfriend (now wife) and I saw Titanic at a very old theater. It was pouring outside. As the ship in the film was sinking, we heard a commotion behind us. Water was flooding into the theater from one of the overhead lights. Very special effect.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Go away already, Bill. Take that ghoul Carville with you.

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trump is the ravenous bugblatter beast of traal personified. just vicious and stupid.

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The atmosphere in the Rose Bowl for River Plate/Monterrey sounds bonkers, he says, oscillating wildly between ripshit anger about our failing country and love for sporting spectacle.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

curacwow!

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why the fuck are you open to this idea at this moment?

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i didn't think ETTD meant, like, all of us

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

which military officials obeyed an illegal order?

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

eternally fuck every single person who enabled this addled shithead to get anywhere near the presidency. you have blood on your grasping, racist, small, insignificant hands.

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

fucking hell

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have a day, minjee lee

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