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I love gothic literature and vampires. My life is a Southern gothic novel. Would rather read than socialize. I used to do history things, but now I mostly talk about horror, books, and whatever impulsive thoughts make it out of my head.
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A viral video said if you’ve never broken a bone you’re more favored by god. Christian delusion knows no bounds

My grandmother just made my whole day by inviting us over for Easter and telling me she’ll make me some deviled eggs.

I don’t know what I clicked on that turned my FYP into a hellscape of immature brides being bitchy just because they can, but I want off that ride

Go to bed anxious, wake up anxious, lather, rinse, repeat

Every time I see a couple on a motorcycle and neither one of them is wearing a helmet, I think “girl, that man doesn’t care about himself or your life.” I had an abusive ex that rode motorcycles and even that devil made me wear a helmet.

Here’s the latest. Censored for modesty

There is a vampire secrets documentary from this time that I love very much. I have since learned that one of the main interviewees is a giant sleaze and one of the storylines is debunked, but it’s still a comfort watch for the vibes

I found pumpkin spice protein shakes.

After getting what he wanted

Ma’am. Get up and throw the ball or I’m calling HR.

One day you’re young and cool, and the next you’re excited about vintage nightgowns that let you sleep comfortably like your pre-menopausal forebears did

Live look at the government’s response to their torpedoed stock market

🎶The priest is on the phone…your father hit the wall…your ma disowned you🎶 Growing up in a southern Baptist household with a mean ass stepdad and a mom who hated who you were made those lines RESONATE let me tell you

🎶You say you’d love to run home, but you know you ain’t got one…cause you’re livin in a world that you’re best forgotten🎶

Clearly I need this!

Chris Sarandon had no business being that hot in Fright Night