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so many people will say "it's like mad max" when they witness a single crime in their neighborhood

I feel like an investigative journalist when I'm trying to figure out if my neighbors are fighting or having a spirited conversation

I feel like every UI/UX related change to windows 10 at this point is only to fuck with us

seeing people around my age and older post so many beautiful selfies makes me feel better about aging 🥰

the hill I'll die on is that millienials are through 1999, gen z didn't start until 2000. also no generation should be shorter than 15-16 years, but that's another debate

I feel like whenever the UK govt gets jealous of the attention the US is getting, they decide to be more transphobic

My parents keep consuming transphobic media

The $20,000 American-made electric pickup with no paint, no stereo, and no touchscreen

my conspiracy theory is boomers/silent-gen parents intentionally put lead in their gen x kids so they would never be surpassed

I cap all my games at 60fps, I think my graphics card deserves a rest

watching cats attempt to take off on a hardwood floor is like seeing a cartoon irl

whenever I click to show on a hidden skeet from a porn account where the content matches their handle

This is the money Marge. Reskeet for good fortune 💰

I've been hoping for years of an official hd release of the brave little toaster and someone just uploaded a 4k 35mm scan? m.youtube.com/watch?v=iAaa...

my problem with most self-branded "resist" accounts is it's clear they are only resisting the most visible problems attributable to trump and very little of the surrounding problems caused by elected officials from both parties

The curse of being a Maxis fan who lives in the East Bay is seeing a building and thinking "I'm pretty sure that building is in SimCity 2000" and then being RIGHT

EMERGENCY HELP NEEDED Our rent is due very soon and we desperately need help so I'm offering drawings for Kofi's Also if you don't want a drawing but can help it's very appreciated Details in photo of quoted post 🩷 shares are very appreciated Goal is currently at 25% ko-fi.com/yeye_acorn

I wouldn't tell anyone if I hit the Powerball but there would be signs