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battleallergy.bsky.social
I don't like most other people's jokes, so I make my own.
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Not me googling the criteria to meet for compassionate euthanasia (turns out they're pretty selective)

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Made cheese quesadillas tonight

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

My kitten took a divorced dad selfie.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I have omnicravings that can only be satisfied by consuming a huge amount of anything.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I never thought I'd be grateful for my slightly tenuous grip on reality. I'm not, but this presidency is bound to unearth some wacky defense mechs.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

If you lower your standards enough, you can be here for a good time AND a long time.

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

Just make all currency rocks with holes atp

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

The only person that deflects as hard as this administration is my ex.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

When someone says they "do their own research" it generally means they don't stop looking until they find something that agrees with their confirmation bias.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Doechii and Gromit

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Can't go to bed til breathing switches back to automatic 🌬️

submitted 17 days ago • 0 comments

I'm "my eyebrows and eyelashes are no longer separate entities" years old.

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

Where's the executive order that Makes Eggs CHeap Again (MECHA)??

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments