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Joan of Arc's trial began on today's date in 1431, but a lot of y'all don't know that because y'all don't own the calendars that I own... get your horology up not your ontology up 🗣️ y'all think too much...

Booster Gold is Lex Luthor's greatest nemesis.

Today's news: President Elect Donald Trump promises to levy 200% tariff on all domestic American goods. Donald Trump: "We have the best country, some people say it's too good really, and this tariff will be the greatest tariff the American people have ever seen, no really, people are saying that."

asexual joe biden when someone tries to fuck him: come on, man! thats a load of malarkey!

Just started working at build a bear how should I subjugate the children coming through the door?

"I spent quite some time waiting for anyone to pass in front of this colourful entrance area in Amsterdam. In the end, a dog proved to be just right." Walking the Line by Paul Brouns

Don't mind me just thinking about this mid 00's MTG magazine ad

Building a fire and drinking Whiteclaws really connects me to my countless generations of ancestors doing the same thing with chunky beer, I'm a really worldly guy y'know just thinking about shit y'know Y'know?

the first person who invented cussing probably got in an insane amount of trouble. no one had ever heard anything like it

This and a blunt 😩

you can't say light is a particle and also a wave of energy. all that tells you is that both particles and waves aren't real. they have taken us for fools for decades. when pizza's on a bagel you can have pizza any time

Putting Juice in fortnite is fucking disgraceful, I'm sick of seeing the corpse of one of my favorite artists repeatedly dragged out of his gravedirt and publicly beaten. The only reason I'm not deleting my fortnite account in protest is because I'm going to firebomb the Epic serverfarms instead.

blu ray

Whichever joker decided that anxiety and heart failure should have most of the same symptoms has got another thing coming I tell you what

super mario should have cut his mushroom into 0.15g pieces and taken them once every three days for inspiration. instead of eating the whole thing and then killing turtles

Someone took the handle I wanted and I'm starting to have some pretty dark thoughts