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31 December 1995. Still the perfect goodbye.

A passage from the Tao that’s frequently worth revisiting.

Merry Christmas. Cartoon by the wonderful Liz Climo

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Please tell me who first posted this so I can properly credit, bc it made me laugh hard this morning

5th person to be cured of HIV “Today, researchers announced the Dusseldorf patient still has no detectable virus in his body, even after stopping his HIV medication four years ago.”

Amazon: you order has been placed Me: great thanks Amazon: your order has been prepared Me: cool Amazon: your order is being put in the truck Me: it's ok I don't need an update on every step Amazon: the driver just buckled his seatbelt

on “Wonderful Christmastime,” Sir Paul McCartney set out to make a timeless christmas classic and also to figure out what every button on his synthesizer did, and he absolutely succeeded at one of those things

Secret Panel HERE 🤷‍♀️ tapas.io/episode/2152422

Holiday Lights in Chicago's Lincoln Park.

If you’re afraid that books might change someone’s thinking, you’re not afraid of books, you’re afraid of thinking.

Santa Paws 🎅🎄

I had 4 days off and by the end of that time I was thinking about creative pursuits, maybe even getting involved in my community. Thank god that's over now

the twelve days of christmas is completely unrealistic there is no way that you’re still accepting gifts from someone after four days of birds

arch is a beast!!!! hook ‘em baby 🧡🤘🏻

ITS FLAT FUCK FRIDAY ROLL THE CLIP

Happy Thanksgiving from Chicago

Oh fuck, they let go of the Bluey balloon!

I’m worried that kids today are growing up without a video game series that teaches them 13 or 15 similar sounding skate punk songs

my experience with black ops 6 so far 😗✌️

day 7 of not using twitter: the brain swelling has lessened. i see visions of the future, you are in it. dolphins splashing in the horizon

Man I love playing Hades

My credit score is a family of raccoons hissing over a McRib.

Whew. Shared with me by a friend. Author unknown to me. But whew.

here's my 128-page dissertation on how eating bread until there's no more room to breathe can temporarily cure grief

Drake: Just one, please Hot dog cart guy: Mustard on the meat? Drake: *bursts into tears*

bread time let's have a bread

(jessie's girl voice) i wish i could dress a squirrel i wish that i could dress a squirrel where can i find a squirrel sized hat

please do not teach the goats italian

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