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submitted 6 days ago • 69 comments

Let’s remember that the felonious Trump was given due process, repeatedly, even if many Americans would have preferred he be taken away to a foreign gulag under the shadow of darkness.

submitted 7 days ago • 35 comments

MMR vaccine doesn’t just prevent measles, mumps, and rubella. It also prevents RFK Jr. from showing up at your child’s funeral to exploit your grief at your most vulnerable moment.

submitted 20 days ago • 332 comments

BREAKING, Washington D.C.: orange assface wants penguins to pay tariffs; asked for a comment, a spokespenguin responded, “This guy may be the stupidest motherfucker who ever lived. And he stole our hairstyle!”

submitted 24 days ago • 0 comments

A lot of people compare RFKjr's face to a catcher's mitt, but I'd have to see it catch a baseball to be convinced.

submitted 30 days ago • 32 comments

Absolutely a great thread provided by some extremely clever people

submitted 45 days ago • 1 comment

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submitted 51 days ago • 2 comments

cop: say the alphabet backwards me: the alphabet backwards cop: you’re under arrest me: no but you said— cop: I didn’t say simon says me: oh shit

submitted 51 days ago • 10 comments

My not on-line husband laughed at this. Truer words and all that

submitted 58 days ago • 0 comments

me: does it smell like updog in here? hospice nurse: *sighs and looks at watch*

submitted 59 days ago • 7 comments

America's first gender neutral bathroom was Rush Limbaugh's gravesite.

submitted 69 days ago • 589 comments

ATTENTION: here's a thorough, comprehensive thread about what YOU can do in your own way to help stop the juggernaut of idiocy from reaching full fruition; read it, share it, take action I HAVE SPOKEN

submitted 75 days ago • 3 comments

Mitch McConnell is really feeling that gravitational pull from Hell.

submitted 81 days ago • 408 comments