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I have three bottles of champagne set aside. One for her, one for the oligarch, and one for the dictator. And I intend to live to drink all three.

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Nation Can’t Believe It On Harvard’s Side

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i’m seated. the theatre employees are scared and asking me to leave because it’s “not released yet” but i’m simply too seated.

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turns out the secret to success is just setting an alarm or calendar event for every single thing in my life

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theonion.com/show-me-wher...

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I'm a pigeon (hungry)

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SURGERY WENT WELL CAN I GET A W

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Counterpoint: many people who have written a poem should not have. (sincerely this is horrific)

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losing my mind that jair bolsonaro is in the hospital for the 7 trillionth time and posted this video on his twitter. he is the michael phelps of being sick

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SURGERY IN 12 HOURS IM SO NERVOUS I CANT SLEEP

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why pouch if not for baby

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'Typo' is short for "topographical error."

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Study Finds Cats Only Meow When They Want To Alert Owner Of Neighbor’s Murder They Witnessed Through Window theonion.com/study-f...

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the sound you make when you're about to drop something and try to save it, that's the real you

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The waves crash with timeless rhythm along the rugged coast of Inis Meáin, #Ireland. Part of the Aran #Islands, Inis Meáin is known for its wild Atlantic beauty, traditional stone walls, and deep connection to #Irish heritage. [Damien Marshall]

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"Someone is going to trip on that" I say as I trip on it and eat shit on the sidewalk in front of god and everyone

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Fun fact when I moved in with my dad after college and brought all my plants he freaked out when he noticed one moved 💀 he was like "ummm why is it doing that"

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I'm not sure if I should speak out against the guy kicking my ass. I don't want to be seen as anti-ass kicking, which I generally support

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Watching Daredevil and there is no one I feel more deep hatred for than that fuckass bitch Karen

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posting the best 4chan post I'm aware of due to recent events

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Abrego Garcia's wife: "I will not stop fighting until I see my husband alive. Kilmar, if you can hear me, stay strong. God hasn't forgotten about you. Our children are asking when you will come home ... they miss their dad so much."

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Tips For Decorating Easter Eggs theonion.com/tips-fo...

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(Driving through an irradiated desert) Mutant Warchief: GOOD JOB, LUBE RAT Me: (the guy who adds WD40 to the wheels on our apocalypse dune buggy) please stop calling me that

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Surgery in about 40 hours ✨

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I’m all for Katy Perry being sent into space. What’s that now? She was brought back? Well, that changes everything.

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Watch as a herd of elephants at the San Diego Zoo protect their calves, Mkhaya and Zuli, during a 5.2-magnitude earthquake that shook Southern California. The animals repeated the behavior during an aftershock, but went back to their daily routines when the situation seemed safe. nyti.ms/3Eo2uW8

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If you love your library, listen up…

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say YES to life

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MAGAts freaking out about Green Day again

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if I lived alone I would eat a foot long sandwich every day I would eat half for lunch and the other half for dinner and I would never think about food again

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Getting surgery in less than 3 days wish me luck

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REAL that shit had me anorexic for 5+ years!! I always tell the nurse not to tell me now because weight≠health

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My partner just busted the bedroom door open and announced, while fully nude, "The Lasers Are Working"

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Me every time I read a headline now

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‘Sup tweeters. Willow Warbler was a new lifer for me

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Aerosol Can Surprisingly Upfront About Giving You Cancer theonion.com/aerosol...

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I’ve got my very own Inspector Javert over here. Lucky knows there’s always something tasty and good in my Trader Joe’s bags! ♥️

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The US might be rearming and Germany is looking to put in a lot of money to re-militarizing… which got me thinking. Enjoy this wild and weird history and potential future!

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been taking long walks and working out every day for 2 weeks straight and my body and mind are feeling so much better…. this sucks

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Mended Stockings, 1934 by US photographer Dorothea Lange, who brought the human cost of the Great Depression to the world #WomensArt

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ok but where'd his putter go? it disappears into the sky like Prince's guitar

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