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Wow in the running for finesse of the year. He bout to cop crazy shoes

💯 Mastered the spread of disinformation via social media but we got em on memes though

"since everybody else is undoing DEI now, we'll go ahead and let him back in. Besides, whom amongst us HASN'T said the N word?"

TI really said he was wild as the Taliban and we said

??? They must be counting on the GM to make a huge difference next season with NIL and getting big name recruits. Also must not be anybody better available

"will wait" = see what kickers are available in the draft and via free agency and hope they can get somebody better, or start preparing their PR team if they keep him

Finally getting rid of this last NC license plate. Between this and Zoie trying crawfish the other day, we really Houstonians now after a year and change

We weren't supposed to be in there anyway so that don't count

Cannot make this stuff up

DMX's Stop Being Greedy, in which he remarks, "y'all been eating long enough now, stop being greedy. Let's keep it real patna! Give to the needy!" - is a call out to the failure of Reagan's trickle down economics. In this essay, I will

Got a very low tolerance for cold days and that was reached last month. Lemme get that 70s back

Had to cancel and rebook these Southwest flights to get in on that companion pass deal they got going on. Forgot to register yesterday when I got em. That's finna make for a free flight for the kids this summer

Tatum might have gotten less playing time in the Olympics than he had screen time in this Netflix doc

Now Roy, I know that's your boy and he was your suggestion but it's time to cut em loose

My Mom got a glass case of these in different poses/band positions hanging on the wall upstairs til this day

Our waitress tonight looked exactly like Ari Lenox. I was like "who do people say you look like" just to verify and of course she said Ari. She said her other table asked her to sing lol I was like well we ain't doing all that, just wanted to know

I did not know that kids turned up so hard for FEIN by Travis Scott until this lil Valentine's dance last night. You woulda thought it was the club. Ain't even know kids that young listen to Travis

Ain't get in on the presale for them Cowboy Carter tickets, but the way them prices looking...when Act III coming out

Whoa how I miss that Young Dro dropped an album with Zaytoven

Sirriani tried to call Kellen Moore out right after being presented the trophy "let's run this shit back!" in front of everyone knowing he was already out the door lol I can respect the effort though

I gotta stop playing around. Got to Hobby 12 mins before boarding time and was still seated for about 6 mins before starting to board lol. Won't catch me at Bush unless that's the only flight out

Ain't seen Jalen this happy...ever? Good for him www.tiktok.com/t/ZP8YUhMjR/

Sheesh, that Jordan commercial for Jalen 🔥🔥🔥🔥

Garage time buckets to make this look more respectable than it was

Mahomes and Kelce talking about what an honor it is for Tr*mp to be there and play in front of him

First Bama player to score in the SB

Lol did she start stackin?

Serena?!?!?

😂 this explains it

Ok, Nike marketing with the W again. Nothing has been memorable until then

Ok Coop!

There's usually at least ONE good commercial by now, no? We at the end of the 1st quarter

Lol here they go....

That Papasitos chile con queso with ixtapa beef 🔥🔥🔥

"you want some nuggets for lunch?" "Yea, at 5:30" "What time do you think it is??" "9:80" Said in all seriousness by the 4 y/o. At least she knows her numbers?