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On behalf of all us Flag Day Kids, a very merry Fuck You to Donald Trump for ensuring our birthday is going to be an absolute fucking disaster across the country. I wanted to visit a Big Foot Museum and eat cake. But instead, I've got all Waves hands at the country this. Fuck you, Donny.

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The sigil was drawn in salt and ash, the candles lit at the pentagram points, the incantation declaimed. There was a shimmer - a demon appeared. "Curious. What ritual is this?" "I got it from ChatGPT. I included all protections in my prompt!" "I see," the demon said and stepped out of the sigil.

submitted 30 days ago • 39 comments

If I head over to Furlandia this weekend, there is a non-zero chance I'll spot the pizza boy who just delivered. And if I do spot him, there's a very non-zero chance I'll try and hit on him because boy you are adorable and I want to hear you squeal. (respectfully)

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buddy you came to the wrong ass to fuck

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The first Democratic governor who sends their state troopers into an ICE field office to free someone ICE has kidnapped is going to be president in four years.

submitted 43 days ago • 476 comments

Does anyone recall who drew the gay furry riff on Maurice Sand's Les Lupins in Underground comic style? Was that you, @critterdome.bsky.social or @bayoubeaver.bsky.social?

submitted 85 days ago • 5 comments

Are you (or someone you know) a sloucher? Fix your posture with this one easy trick!

submitted 277 days ago • 7 comments

Pete Hegseth the second he gets classified military information:

submitted 58 days ago • 3 comments

i got old art so I may post out of boredom

submitted 57 days ago • 5 comments

Frog in the Throat

submitted 57 days ago • 5 comments

The very clearly emerging pattern is that if you just say "no" to these people they just have a tantrum for a while and then fold.

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NEW: A SECOND story was released today of a Venezuelan man disappeared by the Trump admin. Neiyerver Leon is a barber who entered legally seeking asylum in June 2023. ICE arrested him on March 13 and accused him of being in TdA. Days later, he vanished off the face of the earth.

submitted 61 days ago • 95 comments

There are so many ads for AI stuff that presuppose that people are lazy, uninterested in personal growth, and apathetic to the people around them. It’s…intensely disheartening.

submitted 60 days ago • 5 comments

I can't believe that JD Vance assassinated Pope Francis like that. And on Easter too. The man has no shame.

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Welp, got an answer to this question: Apparently the answer is no tariffs are being collected. Trump broke the system www.cnbc.com/2025/04/11/c...

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Reading through my list of one-off side-stories and realizing that about 90% of my Crime Alley Kid ideas are from Jason's POV as he observes the chaos that is his hench-with-benifits' life. Not sure what that means, just unexpected.

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I honestly feel one of the biggest dropped balls in 1980s children media was "He-Man" never really going into the fact that Prince Adam's mother was a NASA astronaut. #ItReadsLikeAShitPost #ButIPromiseItsNot

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"Making Sylvester James! Downtempo! Should get you sent! To gay reeducation camps! Where you're ground down into glitter! For a ~dazzling~ drag queen!" The algorithmically generated playset for my husband's cardio workouts works in that it gives him the raw spite needed to keep going.

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Use the bundle, people! store.steampowered.com/bundle/33452...

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Now that Scarlet Hollow's back, it's once again time to talk about its relationship system. We were frustrated with the standard approval binary most RPGs use, so we decided to track a huge amount of info to make characters feel more dynamic. blacktabbygames.medium.com/creating-a-d...

submitted 108 days ago • 12 comments

Dracula thread

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Jonathan Harker: I can’t help but notice that all of the paper, money, and forms of ID I brought with me have mysteriously disappeared. Also, all my clothes. Dracula: For a naked man you’re being very uptight right now.

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I’ve never seen one in the wild before, but I managed to snap a picture without startling it. Behind the majesty of the Jowboy Hat!

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Just so we’re all on the same page, we agree that Trump has absolutely no interest in or knowledge of South Africa other than the bad guys in Lethal Weapon 2 and his sudden concern with it is entirely due to Musk whispering in his ear, right?

submitted 139 days ago • 15 comments

Yeti or Not: the “I don’t want to believe” version

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Musk's cronies tried to to gain access to classified USAID data. USAID Director of Security John Voorhees security said no. The Musk people threatened to call in the US Marshals and take the data at gunpoint. They still said no. edition.cnn.com/2025/02/02/p...

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At. Gunpoint. Musk is telling duly appointed and security cleared government officials that they will be shot if they don't turn over to Musk sensitive information to which he has no right. In any other country, we'd call it a coup.

submitted 140 days ago • 57 comments

Werewolf problems. It was my OC Gabe's favourite jeans too. He's been trying to strip off his clothes as fast as he can before he completely turns. Not always works in his favour.

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So the Leopards Eating Faces party elect the leopard to lower the price of eggs, but now the price of coffee's going up by 20%. Some sort of Breakfast Cost Balance equation or something at work there, I guess?

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American media: What could Elon Musk's hand gesture have meant? German media: We know exactly what the fuck that meant

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Hello, hope you are well. Bit of a strange ask but I’ve been feeling low and stressed lately. Could I ask for words of encouragement Ed, — neospring.org/+r/139838050...

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