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never give one inch of ground on Reagan, a monster for whose grave even the most fetid piss is too good

14 wins straight wit da classic core and Lapras

brb gonna disassociate and listen to dang by mac miller and anderson paak like 50 times in a row

Love Cup devolving into bubblegum rollout spam suuuuucks but that's okay, I'll absolutely continue running a Miltank/Lickilicky backline

Quite frankly the last six odd weeks of absolutely stunning incompetence and wild obtuseness coming out of national dems and the WH should be enough to force deep deep reflection about the state of the party and it's very clearly not going to which doesn't do anyone any favors

now's the time for the surprise buyer of Fusient Media and Eric Bischoff to swoop in at the 11th hour and save TikTok like they tried with WCW

it's mid-January, which means we're coming up on the winter '69 run of west coast Dead shows that showed why they were the ONLY ones doing what they did (as uncle bobo once said). Just wait until we hit the Avalon on the 26th...

I maintain that the unifying spirit of right wing movements from west to east the world over in the year of our lord 2025 is My Wife Left Me

It was 1999, they were teens and young college students working with what they had. in this house, the OG Newgrounds crew were American heroes! End of story!

remember a hero named Tom Hurndall today

IT'S SUUUUUUUNDAY MORNIN' and I am still missing Daddy Magic and Angelo Parker's 2.0 Show that would air on sundays. I don't care if the gimmick ran stale, The Show ruled. youtu.be/HwaiAyGLsi4?...

temu will ospreay lookin ass oi I'm ending facc checkas bruv

Collision in Athens, GA...difficult conditions for wrestlers to reach the show...on-the-fly booking... I've got it! Hooded figures attack the Death Riders after their match with the Outrunners and unmask to reveal themselves as the members of R.E.M.

Apparently, this is what I plan on doing with my day off.

Cramming all the battles in now before GL goes away again. Team rules, went 19/25 last night. SHAMELESSLY stolen from my buddy making the push to Veteran with it. #PokemonGo #GBL

There's a certain power in getting old. You no longer get FOMO. Instead you watch a Texas Hangmen vs Invader 1/Bronco #1 lumberjack tag match from 1991 Puerto Rico. You get to see Invader do the Garvin Stomp. Gran Mendoza contributes to a finish that involves a cowbell. Times are good.

Genuinely one of the least interesting people alive, who even asked for this? Moreover, who the fuck asked for Brett Ratner to crawl out of whatever sex predator cavern he dwells in to make anything else??? Daily reminder, this guy fled to Israel because we don't extradite sex criminals from there.

LMAO 15 YARDS LET'S GOOOOOOOOOOO

ah yes Boogie Basham of the WWF's Basham Brothers handing the Eagles their 11th straight home win

We are in a golden age of wrestling and people will look back and wonder why everyone was so miserable all the time

KENNY BY FUCKIN GOD OMEGA

we love scapegoat jack perry don't we folks

How did I not realize Dynasty wasn't at like 2am how much of this show did I miss???

HAHAHAHA PICK SIX FUCK YOU

"I don't remember MOST evenings." -Artemis

that's right apostates, munch my fuckin' sack. Liberty University is a shady evangelical degree mill cosplaying as an actual school by way of being grandfathered into sports. fuck 'em raw, Buffalo. send their asses back to the fucking Southern Baptist Jerkoff Convention. Jerry Falwell is in hell.

Apple TV must be paying people because I've never once heard of Slow Horses until 2 hours ago and it's the only shit anyone I follow is talking about I refuse to engage when other people en masse do it on social media. Like the opposite of FOMO, I actively want to miss out. Tiger King Syndrome.

if i were bono, i’d quit music & open up a gluten free bakery called “Where The Treats Have No Grain”

trending personality for 2025: guy that blows himself up and its unclear what he believes

doing the deadlock "dick the cock johnson" voice every time a Johnson appears on screen in one of these CFB bowl games, which has been every game so far more or less. Every Team, A Johnson

I spent the last decade jokingly telling myself I just need one more season of X, one more sequel to Y, one more kickass album by Z, and "I can die happy". Seeing the precipitous decline we are all in, now I have the boundless urge to create but the problem is I suck at everything I've ever written.

thank you from the bottom of my heart to everyone who gave to my gofundme and FULLY funded my Polar Express Surgery. as we speak, the doctor is preparing to move my eyes the exact wrong distance apart. they are removing 24% of my polygons. tom hanks is here. i can’t believe this is is my life