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Photography is really fun and cool until you're writing over 200 lines of code just to share the pictures on some website. Deranged ass work.

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This meal prepping shit is easy

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Tbh that's my governor fr

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BTS with @dear-jamie.bsky.social Dirty Thirty 🫦

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Me at the German Embassy: "Is there a visa for Having a Chill Vibe and Pure Heart available?"

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Step 1: Travel into a state where the sale of menthol cigarettes are banned. Step 2: Upcharge $20 per cig. Step 3: Profit!

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The city knows me so well, they know how much I love waking up to the sounds of construction (:

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Speaking to Maya in German can be fun, since "sitzt" sounds like "sit" and "kommt" sounds like "come." But as for "Willst du draußen gehen?" Lol. I do like to say "Ich liebe mein hund" and "du bise mein hund" tho. She wouldn't know it in English anyway!

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New post-therapy lunch spot just unlocked

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But some dirty ?

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Me when my friends have cars

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Spent so much time and effort getting the algo to show me what I really want: German synth pop and political discourse. Gut genug zu mir!

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I'm really looking forward to an economic crisis. Anyone remember how hard the music in 2008 hit ??? We're gonna be cooking through the collapse.

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Love when you can have a burger under a taxidermy cow's bust lmfao

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"Oh to be pulled out of the water by a nice strong woman." @huunt.bsky.social

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Nothing annoys me more than the belief that New York is the cultural and political epicenter of the universe. It's overrated! It's stinky! And it's not the only place that matters!

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Deli sandwiches are so goated when living near a bodega is the vibe

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I remember when I was a teenager my parents framed this vaccine as something that would cause "infertility" and "birth defects." So glad I went to college and became a huge slut lmfao. Shout out to modern medicine fr.

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Saw someone on Hinge with like "I've decentered men from my life and I hope that for my partner as well" in their profile and I was like "damn but those are the homies ???" Live ur life, but damn that's lame. Tender Queer type shit fr.

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This is a @jlamonty.bsky.social subtweet

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I need a word for "the piece of shit in me recognizes the piece of shit in you" as a way of greeting people

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Funny to me how my mom thought that I'd be happy to hear that my right-wing loser of a brother is on city council and just had a baby girl. He literally said to me once that "people should face the consequences of their actions" (re: anti-abortion), among other rancid things. Yeah not happy tbh!

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"Hey, thanks for choosing the Mother Fuckers Group for insurance and mortgages! I can get you a quote right now, Mother Fucker! Haha we do things a little differently around here, if you couldn't tell. Do we actually fuck mothers? Haha Brad over there sure does! His wife. They have kids. Get it?"

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Film photography is so goated when having an expensive hobby is the vibe

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I love living in a shitty building where I can't even buzz myself in if I left my keys in my unit because the buzzer doesn't fucking work it's actually really great and totally worth the amount of money I pay to live here

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Healing my inner child by smoking menthols and saying "fuck" as much as I want

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Apple: Plsss turn on Siri + Apple Intelligence, we are so normal and can be trusted with your sensitive personal information and anything that you say out loud. Me: No lol

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They still suck lmao

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