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beaniemoth.bsky.social
He/its puppyboy loves mozerella sticks, lego and video games 🎮 🏳️‍⚧️ poorly trained, AuDHD and always eepy | 🔞 minors dni | sometimes nsfw Free 🇵🇸
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I to the best of my ability try to ignore my follower count because i know if i tracked it, it would make my brain so stressed

I think the game industry needs a Luigi :)

wondering what the people I know irl would think of me if they found this account and hoping I never find out

CANT CUM ANYMORE? YOU CAN STILL FILL HER UP!! PISS IN HER ASS TODAY

woof woof

came out to distant family on my old Facebook and now instagram knows I'm trans wild how unsubtle the algorithm is about consuming every single bit of your posts and data

me scuttling over the walls and ceiling like an angry little bug because I haven't had a little treat

in my top surgery operation, I see my gf slip the doctor 10 dollars as I'm going under and when i wake up they're three sizes bigger for some reason

the perpetual fight between the part of me that wants to be a functional person who does good things in the world and the part that wants to just be some ones live in fleshlight and never need to think because all I need to do is be a good puppy

being terminally online means somehow absorbing kinks you never even considered you might one day be into

sent my gf a screenshot of a post like haha look at this isn't everyone being extra feral online today haha and she was like you know i can see you liked that right 😭😭

bitches dont just hold u in their arms, inches away from your face, looking u in the eyes with thst look that's impossible to fake, a look that says "at least a little part of me wants to fucking kill you right here" anymore. probably because of woke or something

My gf once did this to stop me misbehaving but the spray bottle was full of vodka and she did it straight into my throat - I almost died but it was fun

getting my followers to squirt me with the spray bottle when I'm reposting too much

I just want to play fetch and be loved and be the pet of a really hot polycule where cause i'm just the pet there's no pressure and they just give me treats and use me like a fleshlight sometimes and i just don't think that's too much to ask

I feel like this swimming costume makes my butt look really good but I was too scared to actually wear it on the beach don't tell anyone

when someone sends you a meme and says 'it made me think of you' and its just this

this is literally just me hanging out with my gf

like some of us are shy and might nip if anxious, just let us look cool about it

sending this to my gf after insistently telling her i'm not snuffbait for 2 weeks

This is actually just a form of enrichment for your tboy

I love katamari so much and being honest with you this lil' guy is very gender, this kinda busy lil' dude energy is what i aspire to give off

also being owned by a hot girl who you would probably die for amplifys this effect tenfold

does everyone else refer to their brain like a completely separate entity?

I think I really do need to start looking into top surgery costs properly, like I fell into the trap of cutting my hair, feeling gender euphoria, and then having my brain go uh, isn't there something else you're forgetting to remove?

being terminally online means somehow absorbing kinks you never even considered you might one day be into

the perpetual fight between the part of me that wants to be a functional person who does good things in the world and the part that wants to just be some ones live in fleshlight and never need to think because all I need to do is be a good puppy

i like when girls r a little mean to me

letting my friends cum on my face as a group bonding activity

could literally listen to her yap about video games or warhammer or magic the gathering for hours

the fact I don't have a cute pair of ears to take slutty puppy pictures in is a crime

mad because my favourite gacha game updated and now it's more predatory AND too buggy to play, how could this billion dollar company hurt me like this waaaaaa (Like sarcasm aside I'm actually really upset)

maybe tmi but i did anal successfully for the first time recently and this is going to be a problem, this has awakened something, it's all I can think about, like no no go ahead be more rough this is my slut based personality now

in my top surgery operation, I see my gf slip the doctor 10 dollars as I'm going under and when i wake up they're three sizes bigger for some reason

imagine being trans in twenty fucking twenty-five and repping harry fucking potter lmao you know what, you are not valid. i'm taking your validity away. it's gone. poof. get lost.

me scuttling over the walls and ceiling like an angry little bug because I haven't had a little treat