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beansandcornbread.bsky.social
Texas Born Texas Raised…Big Ole Taurus ♉️…Randomly Goofy…Rubbin my foots together…professional hunch’r…I beat on 🥷🏿
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A 4 day weekend? Thanks Mother Nature for this snow (actual snow)

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

How can one reach out? Tell me where to start 'Cause everytime you smile I feel trembles in my heart I have but one concern, how can I get with you? 'Til my day comes, here's what I'm gonna do…

submitted 47 days ago • 0 comments

No. I buried 2 infant sons on 2 separate occasions and that still hurts me even tho the oldest would’ve been 19 and my baby would’ve been 17. That’s a pain I wouldn’t wish on my worst of enemies

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

I don’t have a problem shooting my shot, my problem is me losing interest once he shows interest…

submitted 48 days ago • 0 comments

What yall doing??

submitted 48 days ago • 1 comment

Where were yall when I needed yall??

submitted 50 days ago • 0 comments

Worked 12 1/2 hours yesterday, woke up after 12:30pm to day is 12/31…hmmmm

submitted 56 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 80 days ago • 1 comment

FINALLY!!!

submitted 81 days ago • 0 comments

Will slob on his knob like corn on the cob!!!

submitted 82 days ago • 0 comments

A sure way to get blocked is to ask about my kids. That is not of any humans concern (outside of their dad…hell his bean sprout head ass too)

submitted 84 days ago • 1 comment

Entirely too much time on their hands creating fake pages

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 87 days ago • 1 comment

I never broke up a happy home…they came to my house

submitted 90 days ago • 0 comments

Nope that’s his business. He doesn’t need to check mine either unless he wanna lose 30lbs in 15 minutes that’s on him

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Youngest: 33 Oldest: 103

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

Hell if this one man just open his door a little more I can squeeze in…

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Yall have 1.3 followers but 2 posts

submitted 91 days ago • 1 comment

Life is so much better

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

If you’re gonna post a dangalang pic please MAKE SURE THAT MFKA LONGER THAN THE NILE, FATTER THAN A HUMAN ON 600lb LIFE!!

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Bought a new mattress…gahdamn me back hurts😭😭😭

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

In front of other grown men at that 😂😂😂

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

“You don’t like such & such?”…proceeds to add -phobia to whatever you don’t like😑 that’s stupid asf! Folks can have an opinion, like or dislike whatever they want but ya’ll so tender when someone doesn’t agree with you

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

This can be tatt’d on my forehead MY TUBES TIED AND SECURED I’S SAFE!!!

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

PLEASE and take your Forex cousins with you

submitted 92 days ago • 0 comments

Sir, go grab you some coffee

submitted 92 days ago • 1 comment