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this is anti-father hatred

submitted 13 hours ago • 2 comments

Seems pretty straightforward to me, but who am I to judge?

submitted 17 hours ago • 0 comments

Sometimes I genuinely think you just hit a streak of luck and you have to take full advantage of it before the ride ends

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

I am practicing the art of “Do nothing. Win.”

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

@bsky.app you can’t even save drafts wtf

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

The last stage of gradual anonymity is to change my profile pic. If you followed me long enough you know who I am and as far as I’m concerned, no one else should

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

joe: *unintelligible* jack jill: he wants back in

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Desperately need a “middle part men’s hairstyle how to” video that isn’t wall to wall constant ADS for fucking hair products

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

I Trapped A 15-Year Old in an Experimental Mobile Suit. If he stays in it until the end of the One Year War, he gets to live!

submitted 3 days ago • 109 comments

Its official: Guy's do more crazy Stuff than girls

submitted 3 days ago • 18 comments

All these rules coming from a fruity New Yorker with a telecommunications degree

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

One of the wisest youtube comments of all time.

submitted 46 days ago • 3 comments

I’ll never quite understand how “Arnold Palmer has a fat c***” was part of a winning campaign strategy

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The one positive outcome from the Hawk Tuah coin scam is that it forced her to disappear completely

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment

Ladies, there are zero upsides to your boyfriend watching that moron Andrew Schulz

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

I keep matching with the local figure drawing models 😭😭

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

My buddy is the one guy to ever get crushed by a steamroller and live to tell the tale. Unfortunately it was only for about 5 seconds before he succumbed to his catastrophic injuries. But he wouldn't shut up about it

submitted 325 days ago • 8 comments

YouTube has run out of “Whatever happened to ________” type videos

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

It’s crazy that the iPhone photos app worked perfectly fine and yet, Apple was like: “let’s fix this into an unusable mess 🤓🛠️ “

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This announcement? With a FREE photo of Woody Harrelson? Dope

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

Where is the love… and where the hell is the tzatziki sauce on this Shawarma??? Heh, now put THAT on a T-Shirt! *everyone suffocates from laughing so hard*

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

What the hell, why not! A Xantham Gum sandwich

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Changed “were not” to “weren’t”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

DraftKings be like, “sorry about your new debt/gambling addiction, bro. We HAD to send ads for our site to you 1000 times over the last 18 months just to be sure you weren’t interested”

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

People pretend musk wasn’t born to an apartheid-era emerald mine family, they prefer to just think “this bumbling drug-addicted moron is actually just that good”

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

I am not intellectual man I am cracking up at searching “lava versus ” on YouTube

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Gonna change my Bluesky name to Put THAT on a T-Shirt. I’ll monetize so hard and I’ll be selling that purple vibrator in my replies in no time

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

Wiring up your records to analog speakers is the way to go if you wanna be fucking annoying about it

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

If I have the worst day ever I can always count on the good people of Wisconsin to say hello to me with a sincere smile on a walk or at one of the thousands of bars :’)

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

He made us wait so long I became justifiably anti-Frank Ocean

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

Maybe the most cucked party of all time

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

@schumer.senate.gov you’re a useless parasite, Chuck! Resign in disgrace

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

The bitcoin logo is photoshopped on here so fucking badly. My job will never be replaced holy shit

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

Orwell warned us that abusing flowery language was a key part of the death of the English language and for that reason I will be more obtuse than ever before

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Meal prepping is easy you just make 32 portions of spaghetti instead of a meager 12

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

The real, and I’m not trying to be a funny guy right now, the real DEI is when the CEO hires his moron son

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Your wealthy cousin who works in finance thinks they’re suffering from the economy too but they’re just dumb and bad with their money

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

adobe is run by morons why tf does every piece of software push an AI feature. mother fucker... I'M literally THE ARTIST

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment