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He/Him. I like to think my buns are made of steel, but they're made of cinnamon. Fort Lauderdale is home. Husband is https://bsky.app/profile/makotb.bsky.social Find me on facebook: https://www.facebook.com/share/18nwe5EgfZ/
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A meeting has been visited upon my front fence... I wonder if they, too, have had issues with the #mockingbird and are starting an NOA (nesting owners association...)

#Birds are nothing but loud-ass annoying dinosaur descendants....

#MonochromeMonday and there just aren't enough bottoms in my life... To be filed under #FirstWorldProblemsInAThirdWorldUnitedStates...

Should be adulting... But feeling very lazy... I think I'll make myself an adult beverage...

It's hairy down there... Happy #humpday

#monochromemonday and I wanna get up to some shenanigans...

#ArtsAndCrafts, #PoolSideAlcohol style... with @makotb.bsky.social

There's just something about a shower with a stained glass window... #CampMars

#TummyTuesday and all...

#fcf as a #cumshooter As anyone who has sucked my dick knows, it'll slam the back of your throat multiple times 😁

Did someone say #humpday? Feeling a little frisky and needing someone hungry...

Rambling on #tiktok about life... www.tiktok.com/t/ZP82yv8Pf/

A very glistening, throbbing #fcf to you sexy fuckers

#monochromemonday

#dead 🤣🤣🤣

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#FunFact! #TheMoreYouKnow... #FreedomSores are becoming alll the rage...

Me and the hubby last week ❤️

#GottaCallItLikeISeeIt

#FactsAreFacts

#morning

#TheAccurateAudacityOfMemes!!! 💀🤣💀🤣

Just a little #precum and #fcf

I mean... Probably.

#Nami's favoritest thing in the world is back-scratches from #Kakashi... well... what she thinks are back-scratches from him at least... I'll give my pets credit--each of them is a unique weirdo...

How can one do #monochromemonday when you're wearing a fucking cute-ass rainbow gummy bear tanktop??? You see my problem here, yeah? Therefore, for this Monday, at least, it's #FullColorMonday ... #NonMonoMonday?#MultiColorMonday? Ehh... I'll let y'all handle the appropriate hashtag 😁

The #DoubleStandard is nauseating! If that species can do it and get praised? Guess what...

#FCF now with #glowinthedark cockring 😁

It's an #artform...

We need more of this... #MNAA: #MakeNazisAfraidAgain

#PublicServiceAnnouncement #ThisIsMe 😂

When your cat starts eating your cat-coffee-mug-warmer... Sigh... #ThisIsWhyICantHaveNiceThings...

I come with #SoundEffects! 😁

***whistles innocently***

This... This isn't satire. The #Idiocracy is unfortunately here...

#currentsituation

#MemesAsBuddha