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bearded-bard.bsky.social
metal/punk enthusiast out of Lincoln, NE - nerddom, ttrpgs, mtg genderqueer/queer af/poly - they/them 🏳️‍🌈 anarchist / ACAB 🏴
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*takes long drag from cigarette Let me tell you what happens next…

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submitted 29 days ago • 0 comments

Luigi did it. I don’t know why everyone wants to pretend he didn’t. I want him to have done it and to walk away as free as a person can possibly be from it. We need this desperately.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

tin foil hat time: I think junior here might be so afraid of someone out there in the world doing him in like they did his uncle and daddy that he’d wipe out the entire planet with plagues as a way to ensure he doesn’t get capped.

submitted 33 days ago • 0 comments

some of the best food I’ve ever been blessed with consuming came from all of us poor folks in my neighborhood/town growing up and it was all made with ingredients we could scrape together - i.e. cheap af.

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

He’s obviously never bought a power tool from Harbor Freight. - I still love Harbor Freight though

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

Happy May Day to all those not in positions of power.

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Someone had the chance to do something wonderful…

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

I’m terrified of flying, but there’s a few of you who’d probably put this to good use someday.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

I firmly believe something like this will be the spark to ignite the inevitable inferno very soon.

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Then these “elite” colleges need to be shut down by any means necessary. It’s pretty simple; If everyone can’t go, no one should.

submitted 42 days ago • 0 comments

Stop saying “it’s illegal”. Not another word. Y’all are running around with that parrot speech while he just continues doing whatever he wants. YOUR WORDS MEAN NOTHING TO THESE PEOPLE Stop wasting energy on it and organize instead. This madness can only be stopped one way.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

“Potentially…” Anyone in any journalist position start saying the shit that needs to be said challenge: impossible

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

This carrot-looking motherfucker is the head of our country’s health, yet sounds like he has a death rattle with every word he leaks out of his face hole.

submitted 43 days ago • 0 comments

What’s equally terrifying are all the comments mentioning how the graph is “hilariously wrong”, or making light of it with Simpsons memes, etc... And NOT the fact that this motherfucker publicly called for trans people’s deaths. Someone needs to do the thing before it’s too late.

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

Hey Jr., how’s your daddy doin?

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments

Today has been one of the funniest in a while.

submitted 45 days ago • 0 comments