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As much as I love the musical Hamilton when you look at the actual history Aaron Burr really did a favor. #musicals #broadway #hamilton

It was snowy today and I had the day off so I made this. Kinda nice to just watch and chill for a second. #art #photography #video

What it's like living in Missouri Them: Do you live in the south or the Midwest? Me: Yes.

A priest, a minister, and a rabbit walk into a Red Cross blood drive. The phlebotomist gives them a strange look. The rabbit looks at her and says, "I think I'm a type-O, but I'm not positive."

@projectforawesome.bsky.social where is Dino's to the Moon? :( #p4a2025

@projectforawesome.bsky.social I made my own toddy so I could join John #p4a2025

I kinda want to make an Oops all Game Changers deck now. I don't think it would be good because it would lack a consistent theme but it would be funny. But who should the commander be? #mtgsky #magicthegathering

It came, it finally came! Thanks @exaltedfuneral.bsky.social! #ttrpgsky #ttrpg #montypython

Kendrick Lamar deserves to win the very first Nobel Hate Prize

We had a social justice assassin but he's in jail right now.

Highly recommend: "Join or Die" on Netflix about community in America. Stunning conclusions about how hierarchy destroys trust, well-being, and democracy -- and how horizontal social connections create meaning, purpose, equality, and commitment to better societies. Inspiring! Organize!

I have a couple options but I'll go with this one. Also still my favorite Zelda game. Dragon Warrior Monster was the first game I ever bought myself though

Had my sewer line replaced yesterday and I figured this may be my only chance to ever be this funny. #pranks good luck to whoever digs this up next time.

I did the thing I connected my domain to my Bluesky. The website isn't functioning yet but I'm working on it.

Just posting before it gets deleted

What if my dogs internal monologue actually sounds like Danny DeVito

The Magic really be do Gathering... All the IP's And I love it I think it's fun. #mtgsky

The Recording Academy hates Drake and honestly I'm here for it.

No one deserves to be hurt by the policies of this administration no one has it coming because they live in a red state or voted for these policies. Everyone deserves to have a government that works to benefit all people.

Concept for those who live in solid red states and districts. Find a progressive have them register as a republican and run for state or local office using vague terms that appeal to conservatives but are actually progressive, won't bow to corporate elites or will protect schools from outside threat

You know how during an election we always say "if you're in line, STAY IN LINE"? Here's the new version: If you're in a federal job, STAY IN YOUR FEDERAL JOB. Don't quit. That's obeying in advance. Make them fire you. Then sue them to stop it. Keep fighting. Do NOT surrender.

America really needs Kelsier right about now. #cosmere #mistborn

I still think the funniest joke ever in television is the Finger Prince joke from Animaniacs nothing will ever be funnier than that.

Nor am I!

One thing about me is that I will fight Nazis until I’m six feet in the ground.

The Great Hunt Chapter 17. I don't trust Selene #wotfirsttimer #wheeloftime #wotspoilers

Gritty continues to be a real one

SHARE WIDELY. KNOW YOUR RIGHTS. With mass deportations starting today across the country, it is vitally important - for both citizens and non-citizens - to know your rights. You have the right to remain silent. Assert it. You have the right to a lawyer. Ask for one. (1/3)

The Great Hunt Chapter 15: that was just Jesus being tempted by Satan in the desert wasn't it? #wotfirsttimer #wheeloftime #booksky

I just re-downloaded Tumblr. I need to clean it up a bit before I tell people my handle though. It hasn't been touched in 6+ years or so.