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I'm a man with a beard, with a Bluesky account. I don't need a personality. Check out my youtube https://www.youtube.com/@JosephLongwellBeardedTurner
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Y'all fuck with pork rinds or nah

submitted 1 day ago • 3 comments

Some of the smartest inventors ever, who transformed society far more than Musk, were almost certainly women,and certainly died anonymously. Who invented pottery? Fish-hooks? Nets? Arrows? Grinding stones? Human history doesn't begin with techbros. We need to make sure it doesn't end with them.

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Why is it called diarrhea and not poop soup?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Saved a stray dog from freezing to death today. It was a good day.

submitted 2 days ago • 6 comments

If only some kind of life threatening disease would ravage it’s way through the White House.

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

Things I dislike about leaving the house: • Being perceived • Small talk • Having to sit still • Things that are boring • People who ask dumb questions • Waiting • Anything that requires conflict • Not knowing if the person I’m talking to thinks women are humans who should control their own lives

submitted 3 days ago • 20 comments

I can understand by so many people are pathetic sociopathic nerds right now that only care about fiction. Caring about people in real life destroys you. Turns out being human being is obscenely painful in ways that are not comprehensible

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

The reason the USA is so messed up is because everyone thinks bad things will never happen to them.

submitted 2 days ago • 368 comments

If you’re not angry you’re high and not sharing the good stuff with the others.

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

Why is everyone batshit insane now?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

audit: you're poor

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

Gerard Butler is almost as boring as Liam Neeson, who is almost as boring as Jason Statham who is almost as boring as Kevin Costner

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

every time i hear someone say “the early bird gets the worm” i wonder if somewhere out there, there’s a worm telling another worm “the later worm survives the bird”

submitted 28 days ago • 1 comment

I call her butthole my "digital playground

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

As a grown ass man, why are you buying subscription boxes

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Would you rather 1. shit blood til you die? Or 2. Watch the kid from the Babadook perform the same magic trick every day for eternity?

submitted 2 days ago • 1 comment

Columbia House Music put a lien against my income tax return

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

if we staff ICE with Uvalde police officers, they'll never enter schools

submitted 26 days ago • 938 comments

Dick Wolf implies Pussy Wolf

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

We need to get rid of all republicans nationwide.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Can we finally euthanize Dr. Phil?

submitted 8 days ago • 4 comments

Furry "art" has ruined the cat post feed on here

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

sorry, pronouns in bio triggered us so hard we had to become a fascist dictatorship over it

submitted 4 days ago • 57 comments

Fuck it! I’m boycotting reality.

submitted 3 days ago • 13 comments

Teaching your children to hate someone because of their race, nationality, sexual orientation, religion, gender, etc is a form of child abuse.

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment