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beardsasquatch.bsky.social
Suffers from stage 4 sarcasm. Proficient in giving offense. Former minister. Neuro-spicy father to neuro-spicy daughters. Mental health advocate. Survivor. Ally. Punk AF. I collect rocks and I write stuff. Mostly stupid stuff.
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That really is the way it goes around here.

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That’s some real “look what you made me do” energy

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

“Oh don’t worry. People have always said the world was about to end and look at us now…” Yeah Mom, but those people didn’t have the capability to ignite the atmosphere.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

The only true statement he made is the last one. Strap in folks, the next few days may be interesting…er.

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

How’s the saying go? Oh yeah, hahahahahhahahahaha womp womp.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Sad when the only people to show up at your birthday party were paid to be there.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

It’s because snowflakes melt in the rain

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

@foxnews.com.web.brid.gy playing Woodie Guthrie on the commercial break outro is a little ironic considering *gestures widely at everything.

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

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submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

At this point, it wouldn’t surprise me if cannibalism became trendy

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

People have been executed for less. But Hunters laptop and Hillary’s emails huh?

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Taking the time to aim at obvious non-combatants who are clearly part of the press and shooting her right in the back. Way to protect and serve.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Coming soon to a neighborhood near you! Our species will serve as a cautionary tale lost in the cosmos

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

Wouldn’t it be funny if every single one of Elon Musk’s legion of offspring turned out to be infertile?

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

He’s either a patsy or an investment. Both are troubling but the latter is terrifying.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

This fat emotional piece of shit is a federal agent? Wtf America? Kinda looks like anyone with an Amazon account could be a fed.

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments

Time to wake up and start the day right with a nice cup of tea and getting caught up to speed on how much damage the toddlers running our nation have done while I slept. TGIF amiright?

submitted 16 days ago • 0 comments