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The most obvious lesson to draw from the leaked Signal chat is that these people really are morons. It's not a public act, it's not a schtick, there's not some secret back room where they drop the facade. They are genuinely stupid, incompetent people.

“That’s the weird kid I was telling you about” From the new Private Eye, out now.

It's come to my attention that some people believe you can't buy a new book until you've read the books you already have. Let me assure you, as both a lawyer and a writer, that this idea is legally and morally WRONG and BAD. Buy more books.

Listening to radio ads right now is like "Canadians are strong. Canadians are tough. Canadians never back down. Canadians deserve the best. That's why at Bob's Lube Garage, we know your tire lube should smell like poutine and Lake Erie fish,"

This actually made me cry. So good. We are Canadian. youtu.be/_OzbmriDgQc

You guys have fucked up so bad you made Quebec patriotic

Now if you really want to highlight the absurdity of this design, photoshop a couple of three year olds into it.

ARSEnal 2 - United 0

Massive away win for the little fella.

To be fair she does look like a chicken.