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i think southern baptists should probably consider a ban on being led by child predators

This is the update we all need this afternoon.

my son waking me up for some Bluey

Trump thinks you defeat the left with violence, but really you do it by getting them arguing about the precise definition of ableism

maybe that twenty-two-year-old tasked with stopping all terrorism has that dog in him. maybe he's got a high motor and good intangibles. did you think of that

I can _almost_ appreciate his commitment to the bit.

This is some late night out of my mind argument shit I would pull knowing how stupid it was as it came out of my mouth.

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Trump's combover about to wreak havoc on Florida. Again.

"The Rockies have won a third straight game."

what did the people only motivated by betting for Michelob Ultras do before the invention of that beverage? were they wandering the earth, joyless husks who felt no desire to win or lose or feel at all?

Absolutely ball games call for a large domestic and simply enjoying the experience.

All this talk about the throuple from hell but no one is talking about the throuple from heaven. That’s right, motherfuckers. We’re pivoting to the holy trinity.

Oh good even worse.

Thanks fun 😭

Ya love to see it

@bkoo.bsky.social been a fan for a long time but this was really brutal this morning.

Apparently the way modern Christianity works is that you do some egregious sin and you are rewarded with millions of dollars for it I'm really going about this all wrong

Tbf this does explain a lot.

Every photo of this guy looks you just caught him eating human flesh

So much for being pro-life.

Sports are only pain.

Evangelical parents: "The world will persecute you for being Christian." Evangelical parents: "We'll keep you at Christian school, it's safer." Evangelical parents: "You should tell nonChristians about Jesus or they'll go to Hell." Evangelical parents: "Why do you have a hard time making friends?"

Many are saying.

i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days

@dinfontay.com weird request but do you know how I might be able to find what beers are available in screw top cans? Ideal for walking a golf course so it doesn’t spill everywhere.

Christians love to talk about their “life verses” which are mostly the same. I’m more of a John 2:15-16.

“Grok allows users to make deepfakes depicting things like Mickey Mouse wearing a Nazi uniform. Musk has called it ‘the most fun AI in the world.’ Boxtown residents say they have been paying for the images with their health.”

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

The first pope to transubstantiate Malort into Christ’s blood

“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

This would be on the TV in a reboot of Airplane set in 2025.

Absolutely unreal by the Pacers.

You will never convince me that this guy isn’t Will Ferrell doing a bit

I continually struggle to get past the elementary security stupidity. At almost any company I have worked for this wouldn't even have been an option. It's absolutely maddening how hard one has to work to do all the dumb shit they continue doing.

Cs haven’t blown a huge lead in a while so glad we go it out of the way now… I’m wrecked.

Hear hear

You know how I know GOP have never read the Bible is because they would cancel it for DEI when they read Jesus showed compassion to others and dude even wept. Multiple times!

Dudes defense is enough to drag him for. There’s no reason to talk about his weight??