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Husband. Dad. Software Engineer. Boston sports. Bad takes are all my own.
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Golf seems to be a big missing sport represented here. I tried my damndest to convince folks over(I have no clout to do so) but it is tough when I would guess most golf fans are not using this platform.

submitted 39 minutes ago • 1 comment

My cousin’s 13-year-old son had a baseball game down the street so I walked over to hang for a little, and within 90 seconds of my arrival a kid tried to steal second, and as soon as the catcher popped up to make the throw I involuntarily yelped “get his ass”

submitted 13 hours ago • 15 comments

i think southern baptists should probably consider a ban on being led by child predators

submitted 1 day ago • 326 comments

This is the update we all need this afternoon.

submitted 2 days ago • 4 comments

my son waking me up for some Bluey

submitted 3 days ago • 19 comments

Trump thinks you defeat the left with violence, but really you do it by getting them arguing about the precise definition of ableism

submitted 4 days ago • 31 comments

maybe that twenty-two-year-old tasked with stopping all terrorism has that dog in him. maybe he's got a high motor and good intangibles. did you think of that

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

I can _almost_ appreciate his commitment to the bit.

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

This is some late night out of my mind argument shit I would pull knowing how stupid it was as it came out of my mouth.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Gentle reminder that CFP for @codebeam.bsky.social Europe is open. Submit that proposal, share your experience on the stage, and hang out with the BEAM community in Berlin 😉 sessionize.com/code-beam-eu...

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

Trump's combover about to wreak havoc on Florida. Again.

submitted 7 days ago • 4 comments

"The Rockies have won a third straight game."

submitted 7 days ago • 6 comments

what did the people only motivated by betting for Michelob Ultras do before the invention of that beverage? were they wandering the earth, joyless husks who felt no desire to win or lose or feel at all?

submitted 8 days ago • 16 comments

Absolutely ball games call for a large domestic and simply enjoying the experience.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

All this talk about the throuple from hell but no one is talking about the throuple from heaven. That’s right, motherfuckers. We’re pivoting to the holy trinity.

submitted 14 days ago • 17 comments

Oh good even worse.

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Thanks fun 😭

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Ya love to see it

submitted 19 days ago • 0 comments

@bkoo.bsky.social been a fan for a long time but this was really brutal this morning.

submitted 21 days ago • 1 comment

Apparently the way modern Christianity works is that you do some egregious sin and you are rewarded with millions of dollars for it I'm really going about this all wrong

submitted 23 days ago • 7 comments

Tbf this does explain a lot.

submitted 23 days ago • 0 comments

Every photo of this guy looks you just caught him eating human flesh

submitted 23 days ago • 5 comments

So much for being pro-life.

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Sports are only pain.

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

Evangelical parents: "The world will persecute you for being Christian." Evangelical parents: "We'll keep you at Christian school, it's safer." Evangelical parents: "You should tell nonChristians about Jesus or they'll go to Hell." Evangelical parents: "Why do you have a hard time making friends?"

submitted 26 days ago • 34 comments

Many are saying.

submitted 30 days ago • 1 comment

i absolutely do believe that the nba is rigged on some level. just look at the game that's on right now. all the refs are there. the ball's obviously just been inflated. the goals are set up. there's a knicks logo on the floor. they've been planning to play this game for days

submitted 30 days ago • 56 comments

@dinfontay.com weird request but do you know how I might be able to find what beers are available in screw top cans? Ideal for walking a golf course so it doesn’t spill everywhere.

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Christians love to talk about their “life verses” which are mostly the same. I’m more of a John 2:15-16.

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

“Grok allows users to make deepfakes depicting things like Mickey Mouse wearing a Nazi uniform. Musk has called it ‘the most fun AI in the world.’ Boxtown residents say they have been paying for the images with their health.”

submitted 33 days ago • 10 comments

Whatever impostor syndrome you may have once had, dispose of it fucking immediately. If these people run the country, you deserve that promotion, you can run for city council, you can start that business. If this is the baseline, shit, you can do surgery drunk in an alley and you will do less harm.

submitted 34 days ago • 291 comments

submitted 34 days ago • 11 comments

The first pope to transubstantiate Malort into Christ’s blood

submitted 34 days ago • 14 comments

“chicago pope” is one of the shows jack donaghy greenlit when he was tanking nbc

submitted 34 days ago • 75 comments

This would be on the TV in a reboot of Airplane set in 2025.

submitted 36 days ago • 52 comments

Absolutely unreal by the Pacers.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

You will never convince me that this guy isn’t Will Ferrell doing a bit

submitted 36 days ago • 89 comments

I continually struggle to get past the elementary security stupidity. At almost any company I have worked for this wouldn't even have been an option. It's absolutely maddening how hard one has to work to do all the dumb shit they continue doing.

submitted 36 days ago • 0 comments

Cs haven’t blown a huge lead in a while so glad we go it out of the way now… I’m wrecked.

submitted 37 days ago • 0 comments

Hear hear

submitted 37 days ago • 1 comment

You know how I know GOP have never read the Bible is because they would cancel it for DEI when they read Jesus showed compassion to others and dude even wept. Multiple times!

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments