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bearinthesky.bsky.social
Shitposter, people pleaser, retired manwhore
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So tired my eyes are trying to crawl out of my head🤠

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Where it goes silent. And dark. Kilometre by kilometre. In any direction. The Motorway South is a road you cannot come back from.

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You are a violent and irrepressible miracle. The vacuum of cosmos and the stars burning in it are afraid of you. Given enough time you would wipe us all out and replace us with nothing -- just by accident.

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Today's mood

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supporting your public library is so sexy

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Being nice to mean old people at work. I need a cigarette and I don't even smoke anymore.

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Here are some nice mushrooms

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WHAT DID THEY DO TO US #itysl

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help every time i get a new follower the app plays a clip of dj khaled yelling "another one!!"

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I heard you like mushrooms

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Stereum mushroom sharing a dance with its hair moss friend. #fungifriends #iseemoss

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types of pain

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Tfw you ask about partnered yoga because you want to work on flexibility and they just think you're being horny. 😔

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lobve. gouache on paper<3

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You call it catastrophizing, I call it preparing for disappointment (again)

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Ooga booga it me

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Let them fight dot gif

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where is the button that turns the depression off????

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Here are some nice mushrooms

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Titos Is Redneck Moonshine . Siri Semd Tweet

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Don't walk...run

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Sent an i miss you text and now i actually feel BETTER? AM I HEALED???

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Oh no. The normies have discovered military surplus and are selling the pieces at inflated prices. Fucking capitalists. 😔

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You look like you drink white Gatorade and taste like nickels!

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TO: <ALL STAFF> Please respond to this email confirming that I am cool and funny. Failure to do so will be taken as confirmation of the same.

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catperson ii. oils

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full to the brim

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Here are some nice mushrooms

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Girls who think they can fix every argument with a blow job are a real menace. Like who do they think they are, where do they live? Like exactly.

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Gotta love being the "I" in team

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Working weekends again has truly reignited the hater in me.

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a second bankruptcy has hit the hooters

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I gotta stop getting attached to people who just don't like me very much.

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The world is a glory hole if you have a big enough bucket

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𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 ‘𝘤𝘢𝘶𝘴𝘦 𝘺𝘰𝘶 𝘧𝘦𝘦𝘭 𝘪𝘵 𝘥𝘰𝘦𝘴𝘯’𝘵 𝘮𝘦𝘢𝘯 𝘪𝘵’𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘦𝘳𝘦

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Gaunter O'Dimm you bald headed rat bastard

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I recommended a book series to people and didn't even realize they were the third set of trilogies in a long running series. 🧍‍♂️

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if you've used chatGPT for anything ever you are definitely braindead

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I truly recommend going on hikes in the early morning if you're able. Shit is magical.

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