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bearpingas.bsky.social
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Almost pissed myself at work today due to a sabotage from my pants that caused the knot to fucking tighten instead of loose. Thank God for my strong urethra !

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

had an amazing trip but now that im home it feels all wrong... shes supposed to be here next to me....

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

made her watch freddy got fingered, best 4 dollars ive ever spent

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Sitting in a airport, this shit is like the division

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

AGGRESSIVE ASS CANCER FOR JOE ?!?!?!

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

gotta smoke up a storm today so ill go to bed early and be rested for my flight.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

sardine delivery came in. My stockpile is growing... if the global food chain ever collapses I will have protein...

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

can't believe im gonna take my first flight ever to see gf im gonna sniff her sm

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

work really pissing me off with how ass management tends to be.... literally told 3 separate managers i would be gone on Saturday and even had a dude cover my shift and I still got a point for it and now they have me working on a Sunday which im supposed to have off. these mfs....

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

got more cats than dragonballs now

submitted 33 days ago • 1 comment

Can't believe im gonna fly for the first time ever in less than a month

submitted 34 days ago • 0 comments

sent gf another playlist i have created. i hope she likes mexican radio

submitted 55 days ago • 1 comment

still feels so weird, she seemed immortal

submitted 60 days ago • 0 comments

how offensive the world was when it did not stop for your death

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

its crazy how many more pictures i have now that i have a phone that is good

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

like i fr crossed the road to make sure dog dude (forgot to ask his name) got his bike inner tubes switched out and then ran back over right as security was driving by like i cant blame them if they think thats sketch as hell but luckily everyone allegedly likes me, not sure i believe it i fear

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

i wonder if my job finds it suspicious the amount of homeless people i talk to and befriend and get food and shit they need and unable to afford at the time. like they really just have an employee who gets the cart bay full and then disappears for 30 minutes to an hour+ to go on side quests

submitted 65 days ago • 0 comments

when he

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GOD BLESS JOHN HENRY HES A MIGHTY M AN 1!!

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

cant believe ive been dating my gf for almost 2 years and im finally gonna see her in like 2 months

submitted 66 days ago • 1 comment

2nd grade and 8th grade teachers really influenced my music taste. my ass im still listening to country songs about historical events

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

i love my gf i cant wait to see her and do that thing in movies where i run at her and hug her and pick her up in a circle

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments

just remembered jimmy carter died, probably for the best considering the current state of the country. he would of had a big frown

submitted 67 days ago • 0 comments

just told my sister im going to lollapalooza with my gf and she unironically started screaming and crying, clutching at her hair and begging me to take her with me. shes doing too much her ass getting a picture and maybe a shirt

submitted 68 days ago • 1 comment

random ass baby manti have appeared in my frog tank

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NOT THE GRILL !

submitted 70 days ago • 0 comments