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those thoughts thinking that thinking thoughts through thoughtful thinking think those thoughts through thoughtfully

submitted 42 days ago • 1 comment

Haddaway was right to question; if only we, as a society, took his questioning seriously I blame our philosophical regression, as a society, on that SNL sketch for minimizing Haddaway’s earnest call for us to think about what love truly is

submitted 44 days ago • 0 comments

don’t worry, my devoted followers; the hiatus is over, for I hath returned to preach into this void, daily messages of hope and the virtues of popcorn as a healthy meal alternative

submitted 49 days ago • 0 comments

“both goofy and pluto are dogs, right? so does their simultaneous existence, and seeming level of consciousness, in the disney animated universe emphasize the importance of nature vs. nurtu…” stop save your breath have an altoid™ mint

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

all hail the hypno-dog

submitted 80 days ago • 0 comments

peak car culture: the midwestern urge to drive in a blindspot

submitted 85 days ago • 1 comment

the tree stands gracefully embracing time unaffected by rapper beefs

submitted 86 days ago • 0 comments

everybody’s ALL about the “cleansing fire” until they’re the one stuck sweeping up the ashes instead, vote for mandatory cold baths (pro- sexual purity AND hygiene)

submitted 89 days ago • 0 comments

thankful today that I’ve never driven backwards through those spikes in the rental-car-return garage

submitted 91 days ago • 0 comments

my submission to a children’s book illustration contest with the subject “TOAD,” for a club which I am not a member, that was due by october 31st:

submitted 94 days ago • 1 comment

props to the guy who accomplishes the impossible: objective failure

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments

“life living? worth living life” -the least utilized branch of the suicide hotline: palindrome pals

submitted 96 days ago • 0 comments

during my heart-rate-based-interval-training, gimme that music that makes me want to commit petty crime and misdemeanors

submitted 97 days ago • 1 comment

are you feeling overwhelmed by this timeline? well, you can always find peace in he who died on the time-cross for your time-sins:

submitted 98 days ago • 0 comments

young sheldon’s mom on thanksgiving: “someone’s pulling up—looks like nana! young sheldon: “well ACTUALLY mom, we have PLENTY of salt” *bazingas out of collective consciousness*

submitted 101 days ago • 0 comments

they always say face your fears they never say how scary it is when the void’s eyes completely undress you with a playful wink

submitted 102 days ago • 0 comments

jingle for vietnamese restaurant advertising its BOGO offer (to the tune of “con te partirò”): bánh mi for zero pho ready to make it so

submitted 103 days ago • 0 comments

after rumors swirled of “the corner,” albert the goldfish frantically circled his tank, screaming in existential angst: “WHAT’S THE POINT”

submitted 104 days ago • 0 comments

“pithy da fool” my impression of a time-traveling mike tyson impersonating mr. t while unknowingly giving inspiration to the struggling writer rené descartes [“cogito ergo sum”]

submitted 105 days ago • 0 comments

artistic render of self

submitted 106 days ago • 0 comments