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beastofdeciet.bsky.social
The key to the greatest theorem is often...pretty small!
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submitted 22 hours ago • 0 comments

[ Eye roll, like he cares about getting drunk, he's a beast! they're powerful, it doesnt matter ] Yeah of course i want some, come on share with your pal???

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Can i have some of that

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

[ eyes lighting up(literally, theyre SHINING) , he's SO happy to hear that ] Really..? i entertain you...? Im still FUNNY????

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

Oh? Aww thank you! Im glad i really am! Thanks spicey, i appreciate the help!!

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

happy? YOU?! yeah i guess,,,,i guess youre right on that one.....dammit maybe its because of the tree, but i appreciate your company, youre...nice i GUESS

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bleed out for audience approval.

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

vanillashots on twitter timeline im not opening that app for the next hour

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

Im gonna be right next to you so you can still hear me

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

because? i know youre not dumb spice, go on im all ears

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

not even a thank you........................................i'll go cry in the spire now...................................................

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

@ivorypagoda.bsky.social i found your kid

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And you wanted to find me because...?

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

no im not giving you 5 bucks

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

WHAT?

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

oh great someone's drunk

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submitted 6 days ago • 9 comments

It's a bit weird...every time i remember what happened i get this weird warm feeling, i know I've experienced it before but i cant recall exactly when... I ignore it most of the time but then it comes back when you show up, its weird i know

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

what the FUCK????

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

no im just surprised

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

... wait what

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

[ command grab ] You wanna kiss me so bad it makes you look stupid

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

self control

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

You literally said we're meant to be together

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Hey man.

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yes sir.....

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

fine fine...10

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

you have 5 seconds

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submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Dont worry vanilly, i'll return it later i promise! [ still holding his hand, sm takes his seat beside pv, looking up ] [ however, the eyes on his hair dont lie, for all of them stare at pv ] Y'know...i kinda figured out this would be a nice thing for the BOTH of us!

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Youre weeeeeelcome! 😁😁

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Yeah? What you gonna tell me i lied?

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Seriously what?

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what's wrong?

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I can help with that

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Of course it is! its one of my ✨many talents✨ [ He said it in a playful tone, trying to get a laughter out of vanilla like the jester he was ] Now now lookie there, i prepared everything! Even got a bench that i might or might've not stolen...BUT that is irrelevant at the moment!

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

biggest hater of earthbread vs happy couple

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submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

huh...thats the first time someone said that to me... [ THE COOKIE'S BLUSHING EVERYONE THE COOKIE'S BLUSHING ] ANYWAY! Let me show you a cool trick, you might get a little dizzy i call it: teleportation!

submitted 5 days ago • 1 comment