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DUMBASS BONES WILL NEVER SHUT THE FUCK UP.
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submitted 1 hour ago • 13 comments

At least a hundred people came to see me today.

submitted 6 hours ago • 32 comments

This series is so awesome. Major Link giving us the GREAT stuff so definitely recommend watching.

submitted 2 hours ago • 0 comments

It's new #music release day, so download my new Drum & Bass album, "We Only Have Each Other," free, from Bandcamp, right now. Yes, it's also on other platforms too, but eh, get a copy, keep a copy, live stream a copy, share a copy even, I don't care. ultraklystron.bandcamp.com/album/we-onl...

submitted 17 days ago • 1 comment

SO SOMETHING CALLED ZENSHU IS ON OUTERHEAVEN TONIGHT AND HOW THE FUCK DO YOU WEEBS WATCH THIS SHIT

submitted 2 hours ago • 4 comments

the best moment in all comic book slop was when that Kingsman movie did this and one of the guys was Hitler

submitted 4 hours ago • 4 comments

hold up, this guy is cool. He can be king of the popes.

submitted 5 hours ago • 0 comments

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

submitted 7 days ago • 2 comments

One-off topical Gamer Dilbert, this is not part of an arc.

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

Happy Zoo Day to all who celebrate!! #dnerevenlliwesuom

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

the fact that this is just a straightforward retelling of yesterday's events without hyperbole

submitted 1 day ago • 84 comments

real as it gets bruh

submitted 10 hours ago • 3 comments

22 Feb 2025

submitted 10 hours ago • 0 comments

Doing this while your child's mother is frantically trying to get in touch with you

submitted 10 hours ago • 560 comments

FRANKLY THIS MAKES ME EVEN MORE OF A LITTLE CAESAR'S TRUTHER.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

ON A LUNCH DATE WITH MY WIFE. THERE ARE FEW THINGS IN LIFE BETTER THAN SITTING AT A BAR WITH SOMEONE YOU LOVE.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

IT IS THOUGH.

submitted 11 hours ago • 1 comment

elon musk might be one of the most paranoid weirdos out there

submitted 12 hours ago • 214 comments

Musk's desire to colonize Mars is and always has been fraudulent. Even if it were not a bad option among the now-fantastical options for extraplanetary colonization, Musk actively does not want to do any of the development that would enable anything more than landing, planting a flag, and dying.

submitted 12 hours ago • 6 comments

Billionaires have more class solidarity than we do.

submitted 12 hours ago • 14 comments

The best way to avoid wasting good money on expensive binoculars or telescopes is by simply standing closer to the object that you wish to view. Tune in tomorrow for another secret the Illuminati don't want you to know.

submitted 15 hours ago • 11 comments

I literally reported this Wednesday.

submitted 14 hours ago • 145 comments