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beaulog.bsky.social
i invented stylized misery [this is a blog]
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(backseating you at the mortar and pestle) man you aint even squarshing it

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I’m deficient in vitamins they haven’t even discovered yet

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best ur ass when onion rings i pick up that phone

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my camel straight up told me "man i am not carrying another fucking straw" like wtf asshole its just one straw whats your issue

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#relateable

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oh hello delightful forest boar. why are you charging at me so fast

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the bird outside my window this morning hosting her tiny desk concert

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we used to curse whole bloodlines for less than this

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love to cheat on crossword puzzles i call it learning new things

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need kisses on my forehead to quiet my brain or else i will crash out today

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sorry for being so intense the truth rips my chest open and leaves me no place to hide

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i’m burning the candle at ends you’ve never heard of

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ain't my circus but i would know my monkeys anywhere…

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open wound sunday #openwound

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shoutout to my homies who are deeply bizarre and have something wrong with them

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"it was in 2020" oh so like a year or so ago. a couple years. im sorry 5? did you just say five? five years ago ?

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don’t want a weighted blanket, i want a girlfriend to lay on top of me for the whole night while we cuddle and i feel safe

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i am the definition of letting it destroy me

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fuuuuck that is my circus. are those…? yep… those are my monkeys….. goddammit.

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dude i am so tired all the time. for what purpose bro im youthful as Fuck

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tryin to buy prenatal vitamins and check my checking why it say $2 no prenatal for me

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him carrey as: The Masc

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gross feratu. he mad ugly

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fantasizing about a brain that lets me enjoy being alive

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no matter how hard i try i will always be that little girl wondering why everyone is better friends with eachother than her and begging to be loved

submitted 60 days ago • 1 comment

no amount of situations will ever destroy my chiller's soul. Understand this

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follow me on mychart

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cooked the turkey of darkness now i’m fired

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emotional neglect didnt even affect me that much. it was the being born inherently without value that did most of the work

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i know it hit January first and spotify couldn’t wait to take that last $12

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yo can he BACK UP

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missing ballet like crazy rn..break needs to be over

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they should invent a week or maybe a month where nothing stressful happens and ur brain isnt even allowed to think of stressful things and if anything is stressful it explodes and dies painfully

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i’m afflicted by Nuance. i fear it may be terminal. well okay, not necessarily "terminal" per se, but

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as someone who’s agnostic boy am i excited for charles darwin to evolve down the chimney

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