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beb0.bsky.social
Professional Heelyer. I love cats. Recovering Board Gamer. Professional Organizer. Hire me to tell you how to fix your life I guess.
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Another fun day at work!

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Removing the fluff from a squishmallow to turn a giant squirtle into a squishmallow that I can hug and the 4 year old Bebo inside of me is screaming. 🤣

submitted 5 days ago • 0 comments

Please shame my friend for this bullshit clue 🤣🤣🤣

submitted 9 days ago • 2 comments

If you ask me for something I'm GOING to deliver.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

This is one of MANY AD&D things that my client has. Needless to say... they hired the CORRECT nerdy professional organizer! 🤣 I'm over here asking for him to buy me $1100 in bookshelves for his living room so I can build them and put it all on display to appreciate its full glory.

submitted 11 days ago • 4 comments

🎶 Everyone has too much shit 🎶 🎶 Everyone has too much shit 🎶 🎶 Everyone has too much shit 🎶 🎶 And it's time for us to admit it 🎶

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Can we get 250 followers for Knockoff 👀 tinyurl.com/mccffn3e Bluesky didn’t let me post the full video so here it is on YouTube shorts: youtube.com/shorts/QMQzG...

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

Kendrick Lamar Awarded Nobel Beef Prize theonion.com/kendric...

submitted 12 days ago • 79 comments

Hey 💕 Cutie! ✨I hope we end up the same 🌈 "wellness" 🌈camp when the government decides to imprison us for having 💊 ADHD. ✨ 💗Happy 💜 Valentines 💘 Day 💗

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

In 7 days I will have a real mattress again and I won't be sleeping on an air mattress. I am so freaking hype.

submitted 12 days ago • 4 comments

Radical empathy has really become the last stand against fascism. Are you fighting? - Giving direct aid to redistribute wealth? - Masking to protect community? - Speaking to power for those without? Radical empathy is how we make a better future. 🖖

submitted 182 days ago • 5 comments

submitted 13 days ago • 12 comments

Thank you, DOGE, for clearly visualizing what incredible value the American people get from their national parks. 17,700 permanent employees making an average of $81,000 a year serving 325 million visitors annually. Is there a better value in the entire federal government?

submitted 13 days ago • 44 comments

A cowboy walks into a bar wearing a paper towel hat. The bartender looks up and says “Looks like you have Bounty on your head pardner!”

submitted 13 days ago • 7 comments

"True individual freedom cannot exist without economic security and independence. People who are hungry and out of a job are the stuff of which dictatorships are made." ~ Franklin D. Roosevelt

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

The last few months have been the hardest months of my life. Amber Cook, a dear friend, passed away suddenly at just 43 years old. Then less than a month later, Tofu, my ex and I's cat son also passed away suddenly. Then a month and a half after that my daughter's dad passed away suddenly.

submitted 13 days ago • 5 comments

how did the bajorans end the occupation

submitted 36 days ago • 25 comments

The current "demographic crisis" in the US all the Very Serious Thoughtleaders are whinging about is largely caused by decline in teen pregnancies. Note that most teen pregnancies are caused by adult men. In their mid-20s or older. The eugenicists in charge are lamenting a decrease in child rape.

submitted 36 days ago • 7 comments

Things that should be banned before TikTok: - Tummy Aches. Cure em. - Overhead lighting. I love lamps. - Working 9-5 M-F. 4 hour days! - Uncomfy shoes. Make em comfier. - Price Gauging. It's sucky. - Stairs. Just make em ramps. Stairs aren't heelyable. - Laundry. Clothes should clean themselves.

submitted 42 days ago • 2 comments

Client: I think I'll get in trouble with my husband if we order dinner in again tonight. Me: If I make you dinner and we order frozen yogurt though, technically we didn't order dinner in. Her: 😏😏😏 Me: I'm a terrible influence but at least I'm fun. 🤣

submitted 43 days ago • 2 comments

I got word yesterday that my daughter Daughter's dad passed away suddenly. We don't know what happened, but it looks like there were no signs of foul play. His mom says that the autopsy is going to take a while. My daughter doesn't seem to be phased by any of this, but I admit I am shaken up.

submitted 44 days ago • 3 comments

My computer case is the cutest it’s ever been

submitted 95 days ago • 0 comments