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If someone doesn’t tell me what the fuck is going on in Severance soon I’m gonna lose it.

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worldwithoutcaesars.com

submitted 11 hours ago • 667 comments

Last night’s late-night impulse purchases included a water flosser, a pair of slippers you can heat up in the microwave, and hummingbird food. Am I 37 or 87?

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All day I dream about my pajamas. ADIDAP(J?)

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BREAKING: USAID is required to keep track of the records they destroy. @nationalsecuritylaw.org and my podcast network @mswmediapods.bsky.social have filed a FOIA request to ensure the Trump administration has complied with the law and USAID regulations.

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I think I wanna sing Pink Pony Club at Karaoke coming up. I never sing in front of people. I’ve been taking voice lessons since 2019. The time is now.

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Glad to see I repeat the same cycle week over week. 🤦🏼‍♀️

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It’s gonna be wild to watch us meme our way through a second civil war. 🍿

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People keep asking me “did you really say that?” Should I be worried?

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I HAD SO MANY ZINGERS TODAY AND I CAN’T TALK ABOUT ANY OF IT FOR LIKE SIX WEEKS HOW DO PEOPLE HANDLE REALITY TV????

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I know he’s looking for bombs or drugs but the way we all just went 🥹😍🥹😍🥹😍🥹😍🥹😍 at the service dog in this courthouse hallway was peak humanity. We don’t deserve dogs.

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If I have to be on time somewhere with no wiggle room expect me to be real fucking cunty if you, the enforcer of said schedule, are late.

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Back in jury duty (selection) today and the judge has asked for a fun fact. Should I say law and order is my favorite show?

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I just had a phone call with someone I matched with and have been texting. Holy shit he was so fucking insufferable. Never stopped talking, talked over me, interrupted me; tried to finish my sentences (but was always wrong…). Like… spectacularly bad.

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

wanna feel old? it used to be Crime AND Punishment

submitted 9 days ago • 99 comments

Protect your peace.

submitted 9 days ago • 1341 comments

I could ask for help, but I’d rather struggle all night and inevitably fail at then 11th hour.

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

I said all I wanted was a quiet moment to do my crosswords but I wasn’t specific enough so now I’m trapped in a jury assembly room.

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I just learned you can get 120 Slim Jims at Costco for $30…

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

I’m so goddamn serious about having a garden. It’s gonna be weird like me, but idgaf. Someone already started in on some of my seedlings so let’s see if this helps.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Love is blind should just be called “these men are cowards.”

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

I genuinely cannot recommend Northern California enough.

submitted 11 days ago • 1 comment

Today I shucked oysters, and got to pet these two majestic beasts. 😍🥹🩷

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Why come to a concert if you want to have a conversation? It makes zero sense.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

At this point I’m just paying Bumble to hurt my feelings. I can do that myself for free.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

Ahh to be a child at the Benihana bar. 🤣🤣🤣

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This scrum of pot-bellied, sunken-chested betas trying to bully an all-black clad badass Eastern European wasteland survivor while dressed like Men’s Wearhouse mannequins is peak cinema.

submitted 13 days ago • 3403 comments

I’m on S2E7 of Severance and if I don’t get some goddamn answers soon I’m GONNA LOSE IT.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

Aaaaaaand I’m going back on Wellbutrin. I’m actually relieved, and ready to feel like myself again.

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

It was warm today, over 70°F. The mosquitos in my yard have been relentless but I’m out here now and the bats are having A BLAST.

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

aint no way we cut medicaid and housing assistance so jeff bezos could buy this shirt

submitted 15 days ago • 2711 comments