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beckytobias.bsky.social
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I’m allowing myself to have a little accelerationism today as a treat

It sucks knowing that I’m probably going to die in a war that gets started in a group chat that includes multiple fist bump, American flag, and prayer emojis.

Yes sir, you’re getting it

Lard being a listed ingredient in the only vegetarian option on a menu is peak Nebraska in a way that I cannot explain to anyone not from the Midwest.

Filed taxes today depite feeling like I probably could have waited a month for the IRS to maybe just no longer exist and avoided the whole ordeal

Teachers teach. We need a leaderful movement, and there are leaders all around us.

Giant Asteroid for president 2032 just right into the White House please universe you have the opportunity to do the funniest thing

Looking at the #p4a2025 posts here while watching the Project for Awesome livestream is giving me old internet vibes in the best way

Probably for the best at this point

At what point in an active government coup does it become socially acceptable at work to stop answering customers’ “how are you doing” with “good, thanks” because we’re clearly both lying to each other about it

Forgot the horror of listening to Sims1 sims scream as they burn to death. It hits different than Sims4. Still going to cover this room in rugs and light fireworks repeatedly for nostalgia’s sake though.

Astrology update from my coworker: Mars is in retrograde and we may feel stifled and it will be hard to get things done. So yeah it’s not the fascism guys it’s just Mars

I said “tubal litigation” instead of “ligation” at least once to the gynecologist today so that’s embarrassing.

It’s wild to have two cats and have one of them be just so much more dumb.

The difference in what I’m getting fed anywhere online that has an algorithm without VPN vs when I set the VPN to any other country is… eye opening.

Hate listening to @thedollop.bsky.social and finding out that someone that I had vaguely neutral-to-positive thoughts about was actually horrific. Edgar Allen Poe, wtf. Why do we still have book awards named after this guy.

And tomorrow we wake up and keep trying to do good, if only to spite the fascists. #MBMBAM

It's crazy how strong the urge to download RedNote is today despite the fact that I did not ever have a TikTok account and did not particularly want one.

Ordered a quesadilla and it had LETTUCE inside it??? Piping hot shredded iceberg lettuce??? NO ONE WANTS THIS

Turns out going to the ER because you're having mysterious chest pain costs $7,622. Luckily I only had to pay $200 of that. For those of you not in America you're probably thinking that's messed up that it cost $200. And you're correct.

waaaaay too many people in the middle imo

The parasocial relationship with YouTubers is weird because I’m finding myself quite worried for people that may be near the fires around LA- despite all of them being people I have never met and don’t know I exist

Completed the annual tradition of reassuring my dad that I did not spend full price on his gift

Merry Christmas babe, now wash your butt

Ok this might be the most convincing argument to get a flu shot yet

It’s embarrassing how badly I managed to screw up simple streusel topping to the point where it just melted in some kind of baked frosting shell. but the flavor is nice.