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Bennett in “Commando” has a very confusing knitted vest over a tank top. I know what you’re thinking “that’s obviously some sort of chain mail” but it’s clearly a knitted garment with snags and pulls Maybe standards were lower for 80s action villains

The official flag of Americans wondering when someone is going to do something

"We're bad at communicating" seems like a pretty bad explanation from a professional journalist

Yesterday I said the words "Oh, I wonder if that show that the Inspiral Carpets just did in Greece is up on Setlist.com" out loud last night and in that moment, my husband realized that my once casual interest in the band might have been a little autismed.

you know how you just look at someone or watch someone do their thing and you get a visceral "DO NOT LIKE" feeling? That's Speedball Mike Bailey for me. I'd like to like him since he's Canadian but unless he leans into being uber-douche Quebecois guy, it's a no for me

When the left gets upset about this obvious eugenics, I hope they also examine their own love of eugenics like they have done with people with Down Syndrome.

Disappointing framing but I will make this simple: You know that saying “over my dead body”? The only way I will live in the US is if they don’t ship back my corpse.

Fridays are for Mock Drafts

I swear to god if Mark made hot fruit with American peaches I’m going to move straight to Plan F

I know there’s a lot of “we won so we get California” or “we lost to Canada I guess Michigan is now Canada” jokes going around The truth? We don’t want you.

suck it you arrogant eagle fondlers

HELL YEAH, FUCK YEAH MOTHERFUCKERS!!!!!

Step 1 of Counterattack: Swap out their candy with proper Kinder Eggs and watch them choke on the toys.

One of the great ironies of tonight: The Soviets were the enemy in 1980 at Lake Placid. In 2025, Miracle becomes a rallying cry against Canada, as great an ally as the U.S. has ever known, as the current administration cozies up to Putin.

we move from one evil empire to the next

my husband and I would always go for a proper american date night to shoot guns and eat In-N-Out when visiting the US, but since we cancelled our trip we've been talking about how romantic it would be to shoot imperialist nazis in the woods together instead. đź’ž we love the woods!

Everyday Americans need to take this shit seriously because you’re going to end up with a lot of dead frozen in a Penetanguishene snowbank at this rate youtu.be/kA9CsvJ2eGc?...

They’re still Americans, Dani, I’m pretty confident the triple cheeseburger trap is still going to be effective even if we provided them a diagram and a map

Americans are sitting there all sad and wondering who's going to show up to do something. Meanwhile Canadians read this and start mapping out how they're going to lure invading American troops into the woods to blow their brains out. This isn't funny. We don't start shit but we'll finish it.

New idea for a movie: A professional assassin is forced to do one last job before retirement. When they get to their target, they are shocked to learn that the target is a child. The assassin's conscience initially gets in the way until they realize "holy shit i really love murdering children!"

Trump talked to the US hockey team today. According to Bill Guerin, some of the talk included the “annexation” (my quote marks because annexing means invasion) of Canada. I’m not a hockey guy. I am a “play sports dirty” guy and I hope we leave American blood and teeth all over the ice.

Fun Fact: Poor romantic choices are the number one reason people choose Carleton, Windsor and Regina.

one of the very few good things to happen for disabled people under the Biden administration is now under (predictable) attack www.motherjones.com/politics/202...

If "Red Dawn' was actually real, the Americans would just sit at their computers, insisting they "didn't vote for this" and suggest someone should file a lawsuit. The "Wolverines" were a lie.

Concussions and alcoholism are a hell of a combination (he says as an alcoholic who has had approximately 15 or so concussions)

Meet Cheryl Jean-Paul, women's basketball head coach at Trinity Western. She's our first featured trailblazing coach who is helping us to eliminate barriers in basketball coaching in Canada.

So are you guys mad about the USA/Russia/Ukraine stuff because it's a majority white country or because your president is talking publicly about the protection racket the USA has been running for 80 years?

One thing Americans forget while trying to avoid culpability for their invasions threats is that their fellow Americans have been told since 2023 they need to “liberate” us from Trudeau. They downplay it as just Trump so they can use voting as a shield. And then sit at home like cowards

#OnThisDay in 1985: Keiko Nakano joins the Villainous Alliance, gets a mohawk and changes her name to Bull Nakano.

this person clearly wanted to game the alphabetical listing system