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how is he less intelligible here than biden was at any point in his presidency

doing the baby hitler time machine question but instead of killing hitler to prevent ww2 your task is to prevent the original doge photos being posted to the internet to keep elon musk out of american politics

conservatives trying to paint themselves as a bastion of free-thinking will never not be the funniest thing, because you can tell them literally anything and as long as you say it's because of trans people, immigrants, or the government they will believe it instantly and entirely no matter what

american experiences culture shock abroad by visiting country not frothing at the mouth

inside you there are two wolves

medieval twitch be like chat nobody embroider that

the labour right are on record talking about how they backstabbed the left out of two elections, and then purged them from the party and imposed their own candidates to make sure they couldnt stand, backtracked on every guarantee they made them, and now we're confused why the left wont reach out?

the american air travel industry is collapsing! if only there were some other method of mass transit allowing people to quickly and reliably cover long distances between major destinations...

i've seen a notable decrease in people dickriding Elon on every other social media platform bar Twitter lol case study in reputation burning

tomb of the unknown soldier? sounds interesting, who's buried in there?

just saw someone call the rizzler jacob sartorious for kids whose breastmilk had microplastics in it

one of the funniest moments in the Sopranos has to be in season one when AJ's teachers suggest he might have ADHD and Tony and Carmela spend the rest of the episode talking about it like he has cancer

i'll call it the Gulf of America when elon musk calls his daughter a woman

i mean, retrospectively, that celebrity duet of Imagine during lockdown really was the first sign that it was just absolutely fucking over, wasnt it

elon musk is the shadow president and making up what he deems legal. he genuinely wants it to be a crime to know who is working for him

for as shit as everything is in the IS right now, there's a silver lining - it cannot last long, at all. i reckon we can count Trump's remaining years om two hands, maybe even one. When he dies, the project collapses. There's no successor, certainly none that can grab an electorate like him.

call me an animated panther from a disney movie the way i'm in my bag era

i cant wait for when emilia perez inevitably wins best picture and we all have to pretend it's somehow a victory over the far-right and donald trump

i've seen a lot of definitely rigged shit at the Oscars, but 13 nominations for Emilia Perez really might be the most rigged of them all

hitting the captain tom bong 100 times to raise money for the NHS

i want to ask elizabeth warren if she’s seen this image

so honored to have won the coveted anti woke game awards best racing game category. as a trans woman, its so comforting to see them prioritize diversity, equality and inclusion 😍🥳 to celebrate im going to have gay sex with my faggot transgender dog girl

christian skrillex be like Holy Spirits and Nice Sprites

the next few decades are going to be pretty awful but at least we'll get a fun Paradox game out it it eventually

elon musk could slide on a swastika armband and personally march people onto a death camp train and the press still wouldn't have the balls to call him a nazi

bathroom graffiti 2 (Cloak, Bristol) (rip Cloak you were awesome)

elon musk:

bathroom graffiti is so cool (Centrala, Birmingham)

You sly dog! You had me infodumping!

what is this offbrand ass nazi soylute, why cant he even do this right he's so fucking strange

this polycule ain't big enough for the two of us

it's so cool how every social media app comes with an "Im not interested in this post" button that does Absolutely Fucking Nothing

master has given dobby bottom surgery! dobby is she!

make like a smosh and SHUT UP

oh no

HAAAANK DON'T ABBREVIATE CENTRAL PARK HAAAAAANK

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