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We’re bringing gladiatorial combat to the megachurch

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🅱️REEK 🅱️OGURT

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An ant drank a DayQuil droplet off of my counter and now it’s trying to stab me with a toothpick

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They keep having to pick a new pope because they can't find the immortal one

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Aprons provided by: Don Gettanidatanya

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Whoa, you take DayQuil even when it’s NyTime?

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How is my son supposed to improve if he doesn’t PRACTICE?! You think I just have money to waste on car alarm lessons?

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Unlockable Street Fighter character Daniel Johnston

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Quaker oatman drip

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(me walking up to car salesman): I’m looking for a car that goes off, roadstyle

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y'know i was working an office job, hating it, our kids were getting older... we looked around and said, could we combine our passions for sustainability and fine dining? my wife had been researching the absolutely, absurd frankly, amount of food that is dropped on the floor at other restaurants,

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No one can remember what catch 22 means, everyone knows it has some meaning: classic catch 22

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LinkedIn short form video where I pronounce GenAI like the girlfriend of Forrest Gump

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Bone Thugs - Tha Crossbows, a song about a skeleton army

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Reading a t-shirt aloud to its wearer: the uncle's inquiry

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I brought the dancing tubeman from tire shop into the BJJ studio and it WALLOPED everyone there, the 7-11 year olds were no match for it

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I brought a gas can into Starbucks and told them to fill it up with a latte, it's for the Ying Yang twins

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My boss calms down once he's spent some time in his office going berserk with a pool noodle

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I snuck a big rock from the ocean into the Whole Foods salad bar and I'm telling people to scrape off some slime

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my chickens: plz bring us some cabbage scraps me: ok but you’d better not be going glamour shots my chickens:

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We’re bringing gladiatorial combat to the megachurch

🅱️REEK 🅱️OGURT

An ant drank a DayQuil droplet off of my counter and now it’s trying to stab me with a toothpick

They keep having to pick a new pope because they can't find the immortal one

Aprons provided by: Don Gettanidatanya

Whoa, you take DayQuil even when it’s NyTime?

How is my son supposed to improve if he doesn’t PRACTICE?! You think I just have money to waste on car alarm lessons?

Unlockable Street Fighter character Daniel Johnston

Quaker oatman drip

(me walking up to car salesman): I’m looking for a car that goes off, roadstyle

You Have A New Message! Click here to Login to MyTulpa

y'know i was working an office job, hating it, our kids were getting older... we looked around and said, could we combine our passions for sustainability and fine dining? my wife had been researching the absolutely, absurd frankly, amount of food that is dropped on the floor at other restaurants,

No one can remember what catch 22 means, everyone knows it has some meaning: classic catch 22

LinkedIn short form video where I pronounce GenAI like the girlfriend of Forrest Gump

Bone Thugs - Tha Crossbows, a song about a skeleton army

Reading a t-shirt aloud to its wearer: the uncle's inquiry

I brought the dancing tubeman from tire shop into the BJJ studio and it WALLOPED everyone there, the 7-11 year olds were no match for it

I brought a gas can into Starbucks and told them to fill it up with a latte, it's for the Ying Yang twins

My boss calms down once he's spent some time in his office going berserk with a pool noodle

I snuck a big rock from the ocean into the Whole Foods salad bar and I'm telling people to scrape off some slime

my chickens: plz bring us some cabbage scraps me: ok but you’d better not be going glamour shots my chickens:

There’s a line at the gym for the scuttering treadmill so I end up on the skittering treadmill

The Formula 1 Subaru left the bike rack on

Treating the whole fam to their own Kirkland Signature Bindle

ill-advised .corn TLD

(reading a Software Terms of Service): Shall!? did like God write this?

Inventing a new kind of pang