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Dropping Lies of P before the dlc comes out, go fuck yourself Microsoft

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losing my mind at the mental image of a kid receiving the "Regular And Slowly But Surely Balding Guy In A Blue Shirt And Jeans" figure because they asked their parents for Minecraft toys and the box had the Minecraft logo on it

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Nice to get Terry a backup

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American: *sees Nazi doing Nazi things Nazily* what are we a bunch of COMMIES?

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Someone needs to do something really cool really soon

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Jalen Hurts, you know what you need to do

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My kid squared up with the tooth fairy. Wrote it a note asking to leave the money and the tooth so he can make a necklace with them all one day.

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It’s pretty fucked up that we finally have a movie about a good family, good values and stuff, with a father who just loves his daughter (Trap), and of course the Academy ignored it.

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lol we are so cooked man

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ELON: (replying to picture comparing 90s Lara Croft’s breasts to current day Lara Croft’s breasts posted by account called Western_Gaming) Woke must be stopped. GRIMES: Elon please call me back. Your sickly child Morty Mechahitler got cut in half looking at a photo of a Cybertruck.

submitted 9 days ago • 21 comments

Repeatedly trying to say all the letters as a single word until someone calls an ambulance

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when it’s photo day but your gallbladder is so inflamed from drinking raw milk you need to physically hold it inside your body

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A cool historical fact I learned today is that globally, but especially in the Western Christian tradition, regicide is historically pretty common - between the years 600 and 1980, approximately ~14% of Western monarchs was killed, or deposed and then executed, by their subjects.

submitted 10 days ago • 28 comments

It'd be extremely funny if this whole thing ends with AF1 falling out of the sky with him in it.

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

Which defense contractor is going to have him shot. It’ll be like that guy who got killed in the middle of town but no one was convicted because everyone wanted to kill him.

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

Go birds

submitted 12 days ago • 3 comments

they got rid of all these guys

submitted 12 days ago • 31 comments

Happy Rush Limbaugh Death Day to all who celebrate.

submitted 13 days ago • 24 comments

PECO needs to get on here so I can yell at them for constantly losing power

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so far going anti-woke leads to less money and planes falling out of the sky

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stewart: you guys got anything other than platitudes? jeffries: nope, in fact here’s one of my favorite platitudes

submitted 18 days ago • 27 comments

If I get on a plane and the takeoff announcements don't contain a land acknowledgement or the pilots' pronouns, I am jumping off the fucking thing.

submitted 19 days ago • 20 comments

OD when

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Worst guy you know makes an incredibly hilarious point.

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

Y'all laughed at us when we took this one out, but we were right then and we're right now.

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It is now baseball season. Everyone stop having fun

submitted 20 days ago • 7 comments

Kenny Pickett starting in a Super Bowl lmfao

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@artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social We neeeeed one for this

submitted 20 days ago • 6 comments

Xavier Worthy…hello.

submitted 20 days ago • 1 comment

MVP

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At the Deathbed, by Edvard Munch, 1895

submitted 20 days ago • 200 comments

Say Drake

submitted 20 days ago • 49 comments

probably the most mischievous grin ever

submitted 20 days ago • 241 comments

"I want to perform their favorite song, but you know they love to sue" - Kendrick Lamar

submitted 20 days ago • 296 comments

MUSTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRDDDD

submitted 20 days ago • 3 comments

That was the good shit lol. Get fucked drake

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If this means we don’t ever need to see a reed/mahomes State Farm commercial ever again, go birds

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