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beefstrokemoff.bsky.social
Drag King that emerged from a package of Hamburger Help Her and mutated into something uncontrollably sexy and stupid. San Francisco
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trying a TCM formula scar ointment and one of the ingredients is centipede

submitted 20 hours ago • 1 comment

If i don't have these pajamas finished by Wednesday please come to my house and kick my ass

submitted 23 hours ago • 0 comments

dead serious when I say I got top surgery to start dressing like Toshiya

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

They've completely stopped selling the MUFE flash palette and I do not trust Amazon dupes to not poison me so I guess I'm going to have to change how I do my makeup entirely now

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

I WON I'M GOING TO THE SUKEKIYO SHOW AT CLUB CITTA IN APRIL MY DREAM IS COMING TRUE

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

Things are coming apart quickly, so a word to white folk: you’re going to have to get used to property damage if you want to survive. Getting upset protesters set an empty Target on fire & making THAT & not police murder the focus is part of how we got here.

submitted 5 days ago • 69 comments

Less than 6 hours to find out whether or not I get Sukekiyo tix I'm gonna start foaming at the mouth

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

Applied for the Sukekiyo live ticket lottery everyone please pray for me even if you have zero idea what I'm talking about

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

hello cis friends this is what people mean by trans genocide if a type of person does not officially exist, then any harm against them cannot be measured or reported this headline change isn't even being caused by an executive order it's simply the NYT editors deciding we don't deserve to exist

submitted 14 days ago • 155 comments

the elite oligarchy in america, through elon musk, are attempting to create a parallel establishment to usher in the destruction of the US government and the ascendency of a new technocracy

submitted 15 days ago • 56 comments

Rich Failson is actually an incredible drag name

submitted 18 days ago • 0 comments

Big news everybody my left nipple can feel pain

submitted 19 days ago • 1 comment

mood

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

I won't rest until they start including teeth in bottom surgery options

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

i don’t care what the government says we are going to continue innovating and creating new transgender surgeries

submitted 21 days ago • 94 comments

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i hope it’s clear that big tech is not an ally. it only was as much as it was profitable. textboon rainbow capitalism, and now when they saw the writing on the wall, they flopped back into fascisms arms

submitted 21 days ago • 90 comments

Pretty sure the biggest cause of regret in modern capitalist society is spending most of your life working a job that provides no measurable benefit to society until your body is too broken to do anything and realizing you missed out on time spent with loved ones but we're not legislating that hmmmm

submitted 21 days ago • 0 comments

the first time you play Katamari Damacy is a little like the first time you stick your arm out the window of a moving car and feel the wind on your fingers

submitted 23 days ago • 59 comments

I once heard another trans guy say anyone who says that they can feel their nipples after top surgery is a liar and even at 8 days post op I would just like to say that's complete bullshit

submitted 24 days ago • 1 comment

Currently unable to think of a better feeling than having confirmed plane tickets to leave the US and I just got my dream chest from top surgery

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

Top surgery providing my short roommates the exciting experience of being asked to reach things for me

submitted 25 days ago • 0 comments

I am not above a 6 day post op thirst trap and I am only going to get sexier and more insufferable from this point out

submitted 26 days ago • 1 comment

First shower 6 days post op top surgery gotta be one of the top 10 showers in my life

submitted 26 days ago • 0 comments

He's working from home

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Can the howling wind try to be less ominous while I'm recovering from surgery thank you

submitted 28 days ago • 0 comments

Elon Musk's mother moved to South Africa in the year Apartheid was created, and she and Elon left the year it ended. The last Apartheid Prime Minister, a man who refused to testify at the Truth and Reconciliation Committee, was a family friend who stayed at their home. This is not a crazy theory.

submitted 29 days ago • 151 comments

Top surgery drains really are the forbidden ketchup bottle

submitted 31 days ago • 1 comment

Top surgery went well! I'm sore and a little dizzy from all the meds but I'm home recovering

submitted 31 days ago • 0 comments

Donald Trump has just released a national under 18 trans care ban executive order. I am working through specifically how it tries to do this, and will live tweet here section by section as I read through it. It is not yet on the website, but has been released via press release.

submitted 35 days ago • 217 comments

Posting again because I’m still mad: Elon Musk has had more gender affirming surgery than me!!!!!

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Hey babes I'm getting top surgery on Friday and it's been a really tough couple months financially. I'm trying to raise funds for my out of pocket expenses and my recovery. Any support helps ♥️ gofund.me/7ba473fb

submitted 35 days ago • 0 comments

Photo of the Day. Taken by Omar Al-Qattaa for AFP. A river of the displaced walking north towards Gaza City after crossing the Netzarim corridor from the southern Gaza Strip. Tens of thousands of Palestinians returning to see if anything is left of their homes.

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“Terrible things are happening outside. Poor helpless people are being dragged out of their homes. Families are torn apart. Men, women, and children are separated. Children come home from school to find that their parents have disappeared.” Diary of Anne Frank January 13, 1943

submitted 39 days ago • 1359 comments

Like I'm grateful as hell that I get to leave the country for 4 months but also terrified at how much worse things will be when I get back.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

In a way I'm cursing myself for going on this study abroad program because after applying they wouldn't let me change my name or gender and now I'm stuck with the F. Thanks Japanese government.

submitted 38 days ago • 0 comments

Shits getting scary. A read a book before the pandemic that literally predicted that US citizens, especially trans people, would be STUCK in the US and the wall is to keep us in. STAY PISSED AND RESIST. #STAYPISSEDANDRESIST

submitted 38 days ago • 1 comment

Sorry I haven't been around y'all I've had an absolutely godawful past couple months and I really need an hour long hug

submitted 39 days ago • 0 comments

Packing up and moving here

submitted 51 days ago • 0 comments

the empanada shop raised their prices it might be over for me I fear

submitted 61 days ago • 0 comments

Trying to take more drag selfies so I don't wonder what the hell I've been doing with my life

submitted 66 days ago • 0 comments