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I open my awful face to breathe and terrible words keep falling out.
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Mugger: Give me your wallet now! Guy with Infinite Knowledge of the Cosmos: oh no... please don't "kill" me lmfao

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💖Remember💖 Panic attacks are absolutely normal and super common!! They evolved in a VERY different world to help your brain go into fight-or-flight mode and survive So next time you have a panic attack, take a deep slow breath to concentrate your chakra and then absolutely ANNIHILATE the nearest per

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The greatest trick The Devil ever pulled was convincing the world he didn't do Homestuck cosplay in high school.

submitted 559 days ago • 0 comments

"Hi, I'm Andrew nice to meet you" STOP. THIS. I don't know who these folks are trying to fool but I've already MET Andrew and buddy, you ain't him.

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Hehehe,,, soon I'll be a bestselling YA author and no one will suspect a thing.

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