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Hello, you’ve reached the winter of our discontent.
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Dear Manager, 1. I drank a whiskey drink. 2. I drank a vodka drink. 3. I drank a lager drink. 4. I drank a cider drink. 5. I sang the songs that remind me of the good times; I sang the songs that remind me of the better times.

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Trying to make friends in your 40s.

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I think about this headline almost everyday.

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My one year old is in his kitchen tower watching his dad make eggs. My four year old is dancing around the living room to the LCD Soundsystem vinyl we put on the record player while I sip on the now cold coffee I poured this morning. Sometimes life is simple and beautiful.

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Sums things up.

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Feels like something my 4 year old would do. He’s also attempted ketchup in cereal. 😂😂😂😭😭😭

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My only regret about SSRIs was not asking about them sooner; I think of all the years I could have felt better and been at a normal baseline and weep. RFK Jr can eat glass. Live, laugh, sertraline💜

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In the midst of our coughing and congested children while downing some ibuprofen to deal with a migraine as I fight my own battle with whatever hellish cold is going on now, I handed my husband a valentines card that told him he has a cute butt. Never let it be said that romance is dead. 😂❤️

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Y'all see how the Eagles just beat the Chiefs ass. Very cutsey. Very demure. VERY DEI.

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A world class hater. I am screaming.

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Open message to Elon Musk: Rumors are swirling that you’re spending $40 million on Super Bowl ads targeting USAID. If there were truly fraud, wouldn’t you not need to spend millions trying to convince people?

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nice jam you’ve got there, be a real shame if someone pumped it up

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I dunno guys, I’m starting to think this wasn’t about eggs 🤷🏻‍♀️

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I gave up on dry January two weeks ago and I do not feel bad about that one bit. Longest January ever.

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Nazis are bad. Didn’t think that needed mentioning but here we are.

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In my hubris, I mentioned to my husband that surprisingly our oldest hasn’t really been sick that much this year. The next day - “mom my throat hurts” 😭😭😭

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Morning mood

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To the surprise of absolutely no one.

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Just scrolled through old notes on the notes app and realized me in the past had a lot of faith that me in the future would be able to decipher whatever I put down or remember the context.

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Every day 😂

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The mood I bring to the party.

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Has anyone been able to explain why watching the Haka immediately makes you want to cry? This one especially in light of the past week.

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When in the course of human events you realize you forgot to buy coffee filters, you google if paper towels are an appropriate substitute and it says yes but it’s not ideal. So … Brawny to the rescue!

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A mood.

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Today’s mode of disassociating is rewatching Thanksgiving episodes of Bob’s Burgers.

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A little Wendell Berry this morning

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