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beelzebong.bsky.social
twenty years old neurotic zesty floridan
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don’t fear the reaper

submitted 5 hours ago • 1 comment

Looking forward to the ultimate weighted blanket, six feet of dirt piled on top of me.

submitted 17 hours ago • 15 comments

elon musk running the government on chain letter rules

submitted 17 hours ago • 7 comments

do animal shelters do TNR for adults? asking for the president’s boyfriend

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

my gender identity:

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

tomorrow is postponed, i am nuking the earth tonight. stay tuned

submitted 6 hours ago • 4 comments

pleased to announce that im gay now

submitted 11 hours ago • 142 comments

losing my mind but in a hot way

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

most of my posts are thoughts that i’ve had

submitted 7 hours ago • 0 comments

brain fog bayou ain’t done with me yet

submitted 8 hours ago • 0 comments

who up spiraling they staircase

submitted 6 hours ago • 0 comments

if you’re good at etymology i am scared of you

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

warm furry animal healing me with her vibrational frequencies

submitted 11 hours ago • 0 comments

I'd rather someone wanted to kill me than wanted to fuck me

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

the feminine urge to have a community of online friends and constantly interact but also not wanting to be perceived at the same time

submitted 1 day ago • 7 comments

tummy ache and it’s my fault 😞

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

ashes to ashes, funk to funky

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

true alphas wouldn’t get botulism as a baby

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

palmtree panic was produced with florida in mind

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

How can I repent if I never pent in the first place

submitted 1 day ago • 6 comments

sorry i haven’t been posting that much, im embarrassed

submitted 1 day ago • 0 comments

one hundred million viagra tablets

submitted 1 day ago • 2 comments

dressing up to go to walmart just to feel smth

submitted 1 day ago • 1 comment

veggietales is still on but Larry the cucumber and Bob the tomato finally got to come out as life partners

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

drinking water dopely goated

submitted 2 days ago • 2 comments

who up smokin that weird

submitted 2 days ago • 3 comments

Any time a child memorizes a bible passage, they should be allowed to have one cigarette.

submitted 2 days ago • 60 comments

they actually started drugging all the presidents starting with Clinton, they couldn't get to Obama tho which explains how he's the only one without a severe psychological decline.

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

Phone died earlier and I was forced to fap from memory like some sort of primitive beast

submitted 3 days ago • 6 comments

i love pantheism because i do agree that everything exists

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

you ain’t need a lobotomy you need to HEAL mf

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

my family lore could kill a mormon

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

abt to honk shoe so hard rn

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

holy shit i love the internet

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

shoutout to my heart for tacky carding

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

does communism get rid of pronouns

submitted 4 days ago • 4 comments

you wanna go to the dog park and get tweaked out on afrin nasal spray?

submitted 4 days ago • 2 comments

i have officially run out of things to say

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

i took an extra remeron shhh don’t tell anyone

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

If they make Trumps birthday a holiday I will shit on an American flag every year when it rolls around

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments