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beelzebong.bsky.social
twenty neurotic zesty floridans encapsulated in one body
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let’s bring back that ol’ family tradition shall we

submitted 6 hours ago • 1 comment

happy pride to the version of me nine years ago that passed as a man, openly dated a transgender man, and was outted to the entire catholic school

submitted 7 hours ago • 1 comment

paint a picture of me and hang it by the neck

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

resurrecting jerry falwell just to kill him again

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

who wants to skin me and wear my face

submitted 2 days ago • 0 comments

i have free will and a cat trap. i’m going to the white house

submitted 3 days ago • 0 comments

two homosexuals having a very homosexual breakup

submitted 4 days ago • 0 comments

hey i was commenting on that post you just deleted

submitted 6 days ago • 3 comments

fire all the news anchors and replace them with cats

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

girls in their twenties and the health issues they’re outrunning

submitted 6 days ago • 1 comment

what the fuck

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

more like Radiobutt

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

radiohead more like stab me in the fucking chest

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

sob in the bathtub o’clock

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

never let the world conform your spirit

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

there’s a punk guy that works at my walmart who wears patched pants and a mohawk with his uniform, i have to compliment him next time i’m out

submitted 8 days ago • 1 comment

my peace is your agony

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

reading homoerotic fan fiction happy pride

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

STOP IT STOP ITS SO LOUD STOP FDSG CKING

submitted 9 days ago • 0 comments

can’t wait till they fire all the architects to employ AI and i get to come home to a wooden box minecraft starter house

submitted 9 days ago • 1 comment

*removes your gender*

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

good day to die in central florida what do you think

submitted 10 days ago • 2 comments

will florida be accepted into the EU anytime soon

submitted 11 days ago • 0 comments

crooning is a word added to my vocabulary

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

estrogenmaxxing

submitted 12 days ago • 0 comments

born in the right generation because i love birth control

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

getting brainwashed by the liberals (going to college)

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

bluesky ain’t dead cause i’m on here rn

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

jealous.. seething possibly

submitted 14 days ago • 0 comments

can i complain about the heat again

submitted 15 days ago • 1 comment