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beelzebong.bsky.social
twenty, floridian philosopher
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got my vertical labret pierced and i’m swollen

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@thatonethoughtthatkeepsloopinginmyhead

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

HYSTERICAL AND USELESS

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fuck ass radiohead

submitted 3 days ago • 1 comment

house was hit by a tornado last fall from hurricane helene. here to proudly announce that the mold has taken over my brain

submitted 3 days ago • 2 comments

let’s bring back that ol’ family tradition shall we

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

happy pride to the version of me nine years ago that passed as a man, openly dated a transgender man, and was outted to the entire catholic school

submitted 4 days ago • 1 comment

paint a picture of me and hang it by the neck

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resurrecting jerry falwell just to kill him again

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who wants to skin me and wear my face

submitted 6 days ago • 0 comments

i have free will and a cat trap. i’m going to the white house

submitted 7 days ago • 0 comments

two homosexuals having a very homosexual breakup

submitted 8 days ago • 0 comments

hey i was commenting on that post you just deleted

submitted 10 days ago • 3 comments

fire all the news anchors and replace them with cats

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

girls in their twenties and the health issues they’re outrunning

submitted 10 days ago • 1 comment

what the fuck

submitted 10 days ago • 0 comments

more like Radiobutt

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radiohead more like stab me in the fucking chest

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sob in the bathtub o’clock

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never let the world conform your spirit

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there’s a punk guy that works at my walmart who wears patched pants and a mohawk with his uniform, i have to compliment him next time i’m out

submitted 12 days ago • 1 comment

my peace is your agony

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reading homoerotic fan fiction happy pride

submitted 13 days ago • 0 comments

STOP IT STOP ITS SO LOUD STOP FDSG CKING

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can’t wait till they fire all the architects to employ AI and i get to come home to a wooden box minecraft starter house

submitted 13 days ago • 1 comment

*removes your gender*

submitted 14 days ago • 1 comment

good day to die in central florida what do you think

submitted 14 days ago • 2 comments

will florida be accepted into the EU anytime soon

submitted 15 days ago • 0 comments

crooning is a word added to my vocabulary

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment

estrogenmaxxing

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born in the right generation because i love birth control

submitted 16 days ago • 1 comment