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Where is the broccoli

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This makes late stage Michael Jackson look completely normal

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The irony of holding a chainsaw while publicly exposing your plastic surgery scars above your 15 year old fake DND bling so you don't look like you're about to gobble gobble at us

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i find it comforting on a deep emotional level that Bruce Campbell sized up our present political moment and decided to become an anti-AI activist

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Happening now: protesters are outside the Fine Arts Building on Michigan Avenue in downtown Chicago this evening. People are in line to see House of Reps Minority Leader Hakeem Jeffries for an event tonight promoting his recently released book. Crowd chanting at them, "we don't need a book tour!"

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Report: You Live In An Embarrassing Country

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Trigon sounds like a transformer who betrays Megatron

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You know, re-reading Chamber of Secrets really makes you wonder how an author could so expertly write a character who is just so utterly despicable because of how full of shit they are like Gilderoy Lockhart. Like because of how much of a raging hypocrite he is. Like he wrote so many books. Weird.

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I’m George Takei and I approve of this message.

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The European Union is preparing to announce a historic €700 billion aid package for Ukraine. The project was top secret but "accidently let out" after the US visit to EU. This is unprecedented in scale and declaws Trump & Putin's plot to force Ukraine to surrender to plunder it for its resources.🧵

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christ

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J.D. Vance's lecture in Europe basically convinced every country to quietly create a new secret group chat without the US.

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Captures it perfectly.

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so special ed programs are getting gutted because their internal documentation used the term "transition" when talking about helping disabled kids enter the working world. they're literally striking at that word wherever they see it.

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We found the real one!

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It's not complicated. They're just trying to stop women from being able to vote.

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[leaning over to my seatmate in a nosediving passenger jet] you like string beans? guess what! thanks to donald trump's policies, they're about to get more expensive. donald trump promised to lower the prices of string beans, but he didn't. now you'll have to pay more for string beans than ever befo

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This is the most relevant article to NIH and research cuts I’ve seen. Imagine if this was today , how many people would be saying “Why are we studying Gila Monsters and their impact on diabetes ? That’s wasted money !” globalnews.ca/news/9793403...

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Germany is saying no to autogenocide, no to oligarchy, and no to impunity. Thousands are taking a stand against fascism ahead of the election. No matter the results they won't bend the knee to oligarchy. #3E

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Hey NYTimes — now you’re lighting the beacons? NOW?!? After months of “Sauron: Avatar Of Evil… Or Extreme Uniter?” thumbsucker reporting you’re screaming what we’ve known since 2015? Fuck all the way off.

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Exquisite work from Dan here, #auspol.

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The always amazing Judith Butler www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...

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Weak men cannot compromise. Weak men cannot build consensus. Weak men think that leadership means force. Weak men build nothing that lasts.

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There are a lot of people just ASSUMING Trump won't follow orders from judges. Given the squawking about Judge Engelmayer's ruling enjoining Treasury (not ENTIRELY unfairly), they're treating it as real. There have been reports of compliance elsewhere. There will come a time Trump ignores orders.

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The administration's railing on DEI is a smokescreen for dismantling our democracy. Stop looking at the smoke. Look at the fire at USAID, Treasury, and elsewhere. Bad actors with no security clearance and no interest in preserving democracy are burning things while the media follows red herrings.

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Megachurch Conducts Successful Nuclear Missile Test Watch Full Onion News Network Segment Here: www.youtube.com/watch?v=tZoH...

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Tired: NYT: Young Musk Fans Learn American Civics, Hands-On Wired: Wired: Those Little Rat Fucks Are Still In The Walls

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